Schlump

Fucked up to max, but still aware of actions

That backwood got me schlump as hell

by T-Boy. February 28, 2021

Schlump

When you and two other people get together and you tie the two other penises together in a knot.

Jackline schlumped Welter and Harbie.

by yourpep242 April 25, 2024

Schlump

Schlump (SH-lǔmp)
Past tense - Schlumped
Present tense - Schlumping

“To schlump.”

Sticking your male genitalia into either a fruit or vegetable. This action is usually done at the grocery store in conjunction with edging. Schlumping is commonly done at lunch time or whilst eating a healthy snack.

*Example 1*
Guy 1 - “Hey man can you help me out right now?”
Guy 2 - “nah I’m too busy Schlumping right now maybe later.”

*Example 2*
Guy 1 - “Hey man I thought you were at the party, where are you?”
Guy 2 - “I’m Schlumping my shit crazy style in the produce aisle!”

*Example 3*
Guy 1 - “Hey, have you seen our Halloween pumpkins?”
Guy 2 - “Aww sorry man, I’ve Schlumped em’ all”

by Mister_Craigy March 20, 2024

Schlump

To break something/someone very bad.

*gets killed in fortnite*
"GET FUCKING SCHLUMPED KID"

by nut button March 13, 2019

Schlump

When you tie two penises together in a knot, and you are merely a spectator.

I schlumped Walter and Harbert

by yourpep242 April 25, 2024

Papa Schlump

Papa Schlump is the best character from Smurfs. He is extremely handsome, and very wise. He is old, but he would be a good sugar dada. If I were you, I would have him as your favorite character.

x: “who is your fav character from Smurfs?”
Y: “Papa Schlump duh!”

by fifi wifi May 6, 2022

Schlump

Schlump: The action of being heavily leaned over in a chair to the point where your head is almost the same level as your legs.

Guy 1: Look at him, hes passed out. We should help him.
Guy 2: This man is SCHLUMP.

by LightningMqQueen April 15, 2020