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Kupe, you smell like sweaty dick. You need a good schlub scrub.
by McKupe March 12, 2015
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Schledoinkydoink

A traditional British way to impregnate women.

It's when the male ejaculates inside of a teabag, and dips it inside a female's vagina.

Schledoinkydoinks are easily confused with a Schledoinkydonk. Thats when u get hit in the head by it.

It was first done in a pub in London in 1807 when they ran out of tea. They did it as a joke and then soon realised this is an easy way to impregnate their women.
My wife hated me, but when i gave her the Schledoinkydoink she loved me again.

How was ... conceived. his mom got Schledoinkydoinked.

No she did not get Schledoinkydoinked. Schledoinkydoinks are not the same as Schledoinkydonks
by Spyghetti June 19, 2020
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Schlumfy

Adj: Feeling the way a frayed carpet looks.
An emotion caused by an overstimulation of generally negative, turbulent events which leads to wanting to crawl under bed covers and curl up for a little while.
After a week of bad news for John, I could see his demeanour change. He came into work looking schlumfy.
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schlugga-butta

When a mans asshole gets moist, sweaty, and or extremely wet due to his homies looking unequivocally sexy.
Man I have got some wicked schlugga-butta right now! You better stop coming over to play 2k looking that good!
by OriganalFatTip November 7, 2023
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nick schlueter

a cheating ass nigga who played me 😭.

i swear you got me in my feelings then dipped . 🥺
Friend #1 : Why you so sad?

Me : i got hoed over :(

Friend #2 : By who ??

Me : Nick Schlueter .😞
by alexis martinez . October 6, 2019
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Schluck

the sound that is produced from a woman masturbating or another name for female masturbation
Example 1: Sound coming from bedroom: "Schluck, schluck, schluck..."

Mom: "Um, Maggie? ....What r u doing in there?"

Example 2: "Omg that guy is so hot. I'm gonna be thinking about him while i'm schlucking tonight."
by ChickenRebornx November 18, 2011
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schluballybub

Word devised by Janet on Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps, meaning the feeling you get when you see someone you love, fancy etc.
^ mentioned all above, nothing more too it
by Summer January 1, 2005
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