schlongky

term used for a mans penis

i was talking to a girl at that party and she reached in my pants and totaly grabed my schlongky

by the original schmidt December 10, 2006

schlonking

To make love in heavy way

Hello darling; lets go schlonking. And later could we go have a good schlonk.

by George Pearson August 23, 2009

Shlonky

The result of having so much sex your dick stops working. It just hangs there and is useless.

Charlie Sheen bonned so many whores his dick turned into a shlonky.

by McJew April 26, 2013

Shlonky Kong

KONG YOUR SHLONG

Your a fucking Shlonky Kong

by HE GOT THE NIPS December 11, 2020

Schlonkle Thronged

The feeling of being unable to pass wind in a convenience store.

“Last night I was shopping for some eggs and Pimms in Tesco, I was completely Schlonkle Thronged.”

by Okay spinach November 22, 2021

Schwonky

Slightly more intoxicated/inibriated than being wonky/tipsy. Especially if someone is in a funky mood when smoking a jazz cigarettes after beers.

Man those three beers and that jazz cabbage be making me schwonky.

by lowkeytomi November 29, 2022

schlonk

A load, loser, or lazy ass person. A real disappointment.

I wasn't impressed with that lawyer we had. He was a real schlonk.

Joey you schlonk, get your ass out of bed, it's 1:00 already.

by Schukie December 30, 2006