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Plug Schlobers

Plug Schlobers is an insult you use on triplets.
It is very effective...
Jean: Im a big fat chicken

Mohammed: I enjoy eating deep-fried lamb lounce

Gene: Sup
Kathrine: Sup
Hubert: Sup
Mohammed: Stfu you fucking Plug Schlobers
by Mathaugostdidbailoud March 23, 2021
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schlime

A drink of vodka, fresh lime and soda
Can I have 2 schlimes please?
by domkop January 11, 2010
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schlompa

a cheese wagon, acording to most.
or bitch, in german.
I wanna eat some of that schlompa!
Kyle, your a schlompa, suck me.
by raygun August 14, 2006
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Schloomer

1) One (1) who plays the sackbutt.

2) One who speaks German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball.
"Is that schloomer playing the sackbutt?"
"Hey schloomer, you left your sackbutt out again."
"You schloomer, stop speaking German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball!"
by Excelsior December 28, 2005
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schlonebacker

A mythical creature, very dangerous in both violent and sexual ways.
(It's name derived from its giant sexual organ the schlone.)
If you get too close to a slonebacker that does not like you, it will rip you to pieces and feast upon your genitals and private parts.
If you get too close to a slonebacker that does like you, unless you have informed it of not being sexually active with slonebackers it will,
In a man's case: stick its schlone in your ass amd rip with such force not many survive.
In a woman's case it will mount her backside only, and shove its schlone in the most general areas much like a human would do.
I read once about a schlonebacker in a fairy tale, the hero was the last warrior that had not been anally torn by the schlonebacker and was able to defeat him.
He made a war trophy from the Schlone of the schlonebacker
by Acey December 3, 2005
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schlime

Whatever slippery semi-liquid that may be covering an unwashed penis. The slime of the schlong.
Jake: I'ma whip out mah shit right now, motherfucka.
Todd: Whoah, that dong sure is schlimey. Might as well take a shower, nigga.
by Xfing January 19, 2010
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schloßed

Matt 'hey ross what happened last nite'
Neysan 'matt didnt you hear, Ross got so schloßed' last nite'

Suarez 'i think Ross has been getting a bit to schlossed recently'
by homebrewed June 4, 2009
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