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Schlieffen

To double team someone penetrating the anus, and the mouth, or on a women, the vagina. The origin is a plan during World War I in which the Germans had to fight war on two fronts, or attack two fronts.
My friend and I are going to Schlieffen you until our penis's meet.
by eo2340 June 24, 2014
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schlife

to go about ones life with great pussiness and overall patheticness
livin my worst schlife
by cha February 21, 2019
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Schlieffen Plan

Derived from World War 1, when Germany tried to attack France from behind but still lost.

The modern derivative means 'To go in from behind, and still end up getting fucked'.
"I tried to give her anal, but she pulled a Schlieffen Plan on me. Now I can't walk straight."
by The Bald Garbage Collector February 20, 2020
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schlime

A drink of vodka, fresh lime and soda
Can I have 2 schlimes please?
by domkop January 11, 2010
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Petar Schriner

A hot,sexy,underage,bad ass freak who steals things,tries to light the school on fire..well you get the picture!Known to have gotten arrested at the age of 13 for smoking marijuana.See Justin Flores
Petar is a freaking hottie.Go away.

"Fuck You!"
~Sean Hoimes
Also known to have a chode.
by Mr.Potty December 11, 2003
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schlonebacker

A mythical creature, very dangerous in both violent and sexual ways.
(It's name derived from its giant sexual organ the schlone.)
If you get too close to a slonebacker that does not like you, it will rip you to pieces and feast upon your genitals and private parts.
If you get too close to a slonebacker that does like you, unless you have informed it of not being sexually active with slonebackers it will,
In a man's case: stick its schlone in your ass amd rip with such force not many survive.
In a woman's case it will mount her backside only, and shove its schlone in the most general areas much like a human would do.
I read once about a schlonebacker in a fairy tale, the hero was the last warrior that had not been anally torn by the schlonebacker and was able to defeat him.
He made a war trophy from the Schlone of the schlonebacker
by Acey December 3, 2005
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schlieffen plan

The Schlieffen Plan, the German General Staff's overall strategic blueprint for victory on the western front against France in the years up to 1914, takes its name from its author, Alfred Graf von Schlieffen. In essence it envisaged a rapid German mobilisation, disregard of Luxembourg, Belgian and Dutch neutrality, and the overwhelming sweep of German armies through Belgium southwards in the back of the French defences pivoting on weakly-held left-wing positions in the province ofAlsace-Lorraine. Paris was not to be taken but to be by-passed in the east. The plans intention was not to conquer cities or industry in order to weaken the French war efforts - the plan was to capture most of the French army and to force France to surrender. Following the speedy defeat of France, von Schlieffen envisaged switching German concentrations to the Eastern Front.

Schlieffen regularly updated details of his master plan as a labour of love even after his retirement from the General Staff in 1905, but his successor, Helmuth von Moltke (the younger) weakened the plan's execution in 1914 at the beginning of World War I, avoiding invading the Netherlands, weakening the German right wing and maintaining forces in the threatened East Prussia. Stubborn French resistance also contributed to the plan's failure in 1914. However, a modified form of Schlieffen's concept proved effective over the same terrain in the defeat of France in 1940 (Manstein's Sichelschnitt).
If at first you don't succeed, try tray again!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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