by bipolarbrigid November 5, 2011
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When the film makers try to make you believe that a monster is sneaking up on someone by using dodgy camera action, when it really is someone they know. Commonly used in the beginning of horror movies.
A: You know that scene in the beginning of 28 Weeks Later, at the helicopter pad?
B: Yeah, that's such a schlinder.
B: Yeah, that's such a schlinder.
by laserost July 10, 2012
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When Judd’s student lied about having completed his homework, Judd schlanked him to death.
I schlanked your father in an attempt to get the money he owes me, but unfortunately he liked it.
When Judd’s student lied about having completed his homework, Judd schlanked him to death.
I schlanked your father in an attempt to get the money he owes me, but unfortunately he liked it.
by M. A. September 16, 2006
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a tan occurring on the penis or "schlong", from which it gets it's namesake. essentially a contraction of "schlong tan".
"Hey guys, do you mind if we move up to the nude end of the beach? I'd like to work on my schlan a bit while the sun is still high in the sky."
As heard at the nude beach: "Wow man, you must've logged some serious hours out here to achieve a schlan like that."
As heard at the nude beach: "Wow man, you must've logged some serious hours out here to achieve a schlan like that."
by Deep Dark Tropical Schlan September 3, 2009
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