Schtüffelhoffen

To be full from eating, to the point of discomfort.

Waiter: "Sir, would you like to see the dessert menu?"
Patron: "Oh no, I absolutely couldn't! Je suis schtüffelhoffen!!! SCHÜFFELHOFFEN!!!!"
Waiter: "I beg your pardon?"

by Ehrlich Krüger March 25, 2017

schlagel slime

Verb- when you get a good fucking nut

Damn daniel! I just got a awesome, radical, stupendus schlagel slime!
bro stop schlagel sliming in me
oh fuckerdoodle im going to schlagel slime
dude you just got your schlagel slime all over me
Oh god..~ Holy fucking smacklecracklefuck~! I'm gonna schlagel slimeeeeee~!!!!

by cum doctor May 15, 2023

schluffer

a lazy, unmotivated person.
Someone who takes the easy way out of everything.
a pointless, directionless, good for nothing.

Anna skipped out on biking again today. What a schluffer.

by Mike Early July 25, 2008

schmaffle

a waffle and smore combine. a waffle with chocolate and marshmellows roasted in the oven. created by bits and griffs.

"heyy were coming over tonight, make some schmaffles!!"

by ndependentcutie September 4, 2006

schlamiel

A person who is naturally awkward and or clumsy.

The schlamiel went to get some soup and then spilled it before he got back to his seat.

by zornorf January 7, 2016

schlafen

From German for "to Sleep", can mean to sleep or to smoke. Sometimes it can mean to smoke before going to sleep. Can mean nearly anything else, often combined into other words.

"Hey, let's smoke a shlafo bowl"

by DoctorSchlafo June 9, 2004

Gage Schaffer

Gage Schaffer is the name given to an incredibly god-like man. He who bears this name will not need to worry about life, everything will come to him simply because of the name. Women, money, luck, friends, etc. No matter what, the rare amount of people with this name wont need to worry about life because life will cater to his every need.

Guy 1: Dude that's Gage Schaffer over there isn't it?
Guy 2: Yeah it is.. better let him have sex with my girlfriend while I make him supper and light his cigarette when they are done.
Guy 1: Yep.. dude has got it made..

by Tikkitz April 17, 2011