schmick

To schmick someone means to initiate sexual intercourse with an asleep partner. The partner initiating the intercourse will need lubricant.

It is a german-austrian expression.

I schmicked my girlfriend at 4am this morning.
I got slapped tonight for trying to schmick my girlfriend.

by Hasadeur12 November 8, 2011

schmicky

The act of holding the end of a joint between two coins so as not to burn ones fingers once the joint becomes too small to comfortably hold.

“Hey bro, can you pass me that joint?”

“Yeah man, it’s getting pretty low though, you may want to schmicky it.”

by Prof.Juggles June 16, 2020

schmick

It seems to be used here in Australia only to refer to a very well turned out truck or other motor vehicle.

The Toyota Coaster that Colin is setting up as a demo vehicle is pretty darn schmick.

by Peter Wheatley June 21, 2003

schmick

A jackass, a complete cornball. A conglomeration of the word schmuck and dick.

I can't stand that dude, he's a total schmick

by Stony Stark March 24, 2009

Schmick

A gathering of human beings with estrogen. Superior to all other forms of a "bro". Also, fantastic singers. And dancers. And actresses. Triple threats, if you will. Schmicks have impeccable fashion sense, usually consisting of sexy hair, awesome shades, and pajama shorts. Schmicks love Hilary Duff. Bro's don't stand a chance!

Bros are not as cool as schmicks.

by schmickgirl August 29, 2010

schmick

Nothing, zero, zilch, syn. for bupkis

I went looking for a job, and turned up schmick.

by Henry Fnord June 1, 2004

schmickk

is short for schmickkin. the male version of a schmupp.

a schmickk is very loud and annoying. they say things that are very offensive, and are usually ugly little fuckers. NO ONE likes a schmickk!

THOSE KANE BOYS ARE A BUNCH OF SCHMICKKS.

THAT SCHMICKK SMOKES ENTIRELY WAY TOO MUCH WEED.

by oil city's finest :) April 17, 2010