the scariest shit

Spooky scary skeletons

Spooky scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight

-The scariest shit

by Sant1z1a November 23, 2017

scabies

the most awesome, most wanted (and respected) STD of them all. if you get it, don't be greedy, spread that shit around!

hey remember when nikki and adam had scabies? sucks to be them, and when i say sucks, i mean rules!

by pussy cunts January 22, 2005

scabbies

raw areas on the penis that turn into scabs, usually obtained by prolonged dry humping sessions or sloppy hand jobs. they are usually very painful until completely scabbed over.

I have three scabbies from your mom's sucky hand job!

by mikel stan April 26, 2009

scaries

a bad high; being too high to be able to ground yourself, leaving you feeling isolated and anxious

Nah, I don’t smoke anymore, I get the scaries.

by bagofbones April 20, 2020

Scabies

Perceived skin infestation that may present in lieu of the usual bugs that crawl under the skin of methamphetamine-addicted people.

"Dude, let's smoke some meth and jerk off."
"No way mister; I am sick of having scabies."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 8, 2023

Scabies Sanctuary

A piece of furniture or person that is infected with scabies.

“Dude, you gonna help me move up that couch we found out by the dumpster?”
“Nah, that looks like it’s a scabies sanctuary.”

Tara thought that sweet almost chair from the second hand store was a steal. Too bad for her, it was a scabies sanctuary.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

scabbies

an STD simialr to crabs but under/inside your skin instead of out side

zeke: dude i have scabbies, help me
Me: LOLCANO

by jizzle dizzle July 25, 2006