After i ate my burrito at Las Margaritas, i didnt feel too well. Before I recieved my check i needed to make a dash for the restroom. On my way up the stairs, a steamy hot stream of Sauteed diarrhea spilled out of my rectum; the liquid hot fieces burned a river down the flesh of my thigh, behind my knee, and into my shoe. I kept running. Left on the stairs behind me was a splattered oasis of runny dung.
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When your about to cum and the girl (or guy) gets off your dick slam on the brakes and slam their head into the steering wheel (ABS helps) and blow your load on their face.
say there was a cat or something....
When your about to cum and the girl (or guy) gets off your dick slam on the brakes and slam their head into the steering wheel (ABS helps) and blow your load on their face.
say there was a cat or something....
Girl gets in car.
Girl goes down.
You get close and warn her.
She gets off your dick.
Hit brakes.
Her head hits the steering wheel.
Blow load in her face.
Make excuse.
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Girl goes down.
You get close and warn her.
She gets off your dick.
Hit brakes.
Her head hits the steering wheel.
Blow load in her face.
Make excuse.
Santee Brake Check completed
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Would suck on Wengers Cock when given a chance. Wanks off to any thing that mentions good about Arsenal.
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