by dil3mma April 24, 2015
Get the Satan's Waterfall mug.by John Doe 37391833910 October 5, 2019
Get the The 3 Sataneers mug.A few minutes before the services started, the towns people were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." ! said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope."
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." ! said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope."
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
- Why does it cost so little to call Satan on the phone in the US?
- Because it's just a local call.
- Because it's just a local call.
by alvit May 17, 2009
Get the Satan mug.Latin-Hymn To Satan. Also the title of a song by the symphonic black metal band Emperor off their 1993 album, "In The Nightside Eclipse".
Nu-metal kid-whatcha listening to?
Metal kid-Inno A Satana by Emperor. It's true black metal. Hail Satan.
Nu-metal kid-d00d, Slipkn0t is the blackest of tr00 black metulz! You should check them out!
Metal kid-Yeahhhhhhh...I'll get around to that.
Metal kid-Inno A Satana by Emperor. It's true black metal. Hail Satan.
Nu-metal kid-d00d, Slipkn0t is the blackest of tr00 black metulz! You should check them out!
Metal kid-Yeahhhhhhh...I'll get around to that.
by DeathToJesus March 2, 2010
Get the Inno A Satana mug.Slang term for Sierra Leone a country in West Africa where the war of the blood diamonds was faught.The patroitic name for Sierra Leoneans. Salone can be a noun,and an adjective as well. As a noun,it is a name of a place,and as an adjective,it qualifies a noun.
by Mariama August 7, 2007
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Get the satan's foot mug.The person to go to for comfort. They will fully support you no matter what. Loving, caring and positive.
by myrealismyrealname July 11, 2016
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