hand sanitizer

the most valued thing on earth {more valubuel than diamonds

Hand sanitizer is more precious than anything except hospital masks

by ITS COORONA TIME March 24, 2020

Hand Sanitizer

Much like Bigfoot, Unicorns and Mermaids, hand sanitizer is a magical and mythical life saving personal disinfectant that is widely spoken of, but no one has ever seen.

Hey bro, did you get any hand sanitizer? Have not seen it anywhere. Don't even think it exists anymore.

by Max Suba March 25, 2020

Hand Sanitizer

Popular delicacy. Also helps to clean the sins off your hands so you can look presentable and normal to the humans

Bill: Hey can I get some hand sanitizer?

Sam: Yes, I'm feeling thirsty of myself

Bill: what?

Sam: Ban op the teat

by COKE AND COLA February 22, 2022

Sanitizer pussy

When you feel the bugs inside your vagina developing corona virus so you douche your poon out with hand sanitizer and it burns so good.

I got a sanitizer pussy now that I smoke meth and made friends with the bugs.

by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020

Sanitation Fee

An administrative fee charged to clean up your shit.

I can take care of this for you, but I'll have to assess a Sanitation Fee.

by me123098 August 23, 2012

hand sanitizer

Placing one's hand inside of a freshly douched pussy.

After I got home from work, I used my woman's hand sanitizer.

by Joefus' Roommate October 26, 2008

hand sanitizer kink

when someone always uses your hand sanitizer and moans

person one: ugh so oily 😩 gimme more

person two: what the fuck person one

person three: i think person one has a hand sanitizer kink, no he definitely has one

by kappakappa October 4, 2021