Frustrated Samurai

Rough sex using kendo-style armour. Not enclosed to any position, it excepts all. Usually involves spanking, biting and using a kendo sword as a sex aid (this is encouraged, but not compulsory). The couple/threesome/orgy/etc, then commit group suicide in the classic samurai style of a knife to the lower abdomen, this is due to the fact the penis can not win the battle against the vast variety of sex toys available. It is one of the most popular forms of snuff.

"I'm sorry to announce we lost a dear friend last week, he went out with glory preforming the spectacular sexual move called the Frustrated Samurai, what a way to go!"

by Thesexpest69 July 11, 2016

word Samurai

A person who can be dangerously adept at outmaneuvering another with language.

We call her the word Samurai because she is solidly confident that if and when she chooses to, she would win when it comes to words.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

Oshikuru: Demon Samurai

A fictional anime referenced in popular US TV shows "Two And A Half Men" and "The Big Bang Theory". (Both sitcoms written by Chuck Lorre) In "Two And A Half Men" one of the main characters Charlie (Whom is a jingle writer) composed the main theme to said anime, while in "The Big Bang Theory" it is an anime being viewed by protagonists Penny, Sheldon and Leonard.

Charlie (singing): O O O O Oshikuru
O O O O Oshikuru
My oh my he's a demon samurai..
Who's the guy who had to die...
O-Shi-Ku-Ru!

Penny: What is this Called?
Leonard: Oshikuru: Demon Samurai

by Tomontherun99TheSecond January 8, 2010

Samurai

Japanese warrior-aristocrats of medieval and early modern times.

Miyamoto Musashi and Saigo Takamori were great samurai.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ June 20, 2011

samurai jack

a super awsome show about a samurai named jack who get sent into the future by a magic skinny black guy named aku. Jacks goal in the show is to find a portal in which to return to the past and defeat aku. Even though he finds a portal in almost every episode he never manages to return,thus giving the creators the ability to make a season finale at any givin time without anybody seeing it coming.The last episode actually ends up being the prolouge to the first episode when jacks father gets the magic sword from the gods and defeats aku and locks him up for a few years.

"Gee I really wish i could see if samurai jack ever makes it back to the past."

by wesdoggg December 4, 2009

corporate samurai

A person in a conflict-oriented profession (ie assassin, negotiator, advertising personnel, etc)who follows a samurai-like code of ethics. This generally means limiting collateral damage (whatever that might be, depending on the profession), treating their job as 'just business (not bringing personal animosity into competition),' and respecting competitors in their profession. Coined as a part of the cyberpunk movement in science fiction, and exemplified by Case in Neuromancer by William Gibson, and Hiroaki Protagonist in Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson.

Hiro was a corporate samurai for CosaNostra Pizza #3569.

by BattleSchoolGraduate March 28, 2006

samburglar

When one manages to seduce a girl. Known for their trickery and ablity to go after girls like a shark.

I was a samburglar, that girl she didn't even see it coming.

by cubrotha May 4, 2009