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noob sammich

n.

1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.

Also known as an orphan sammich.
Michael: What kind of sandwich did you make?
Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.
Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.
by Cardmonkey May 31, 2005
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summit middle school

SuMMiT MiDdlE ScHoOl’S tHE woRsT SchOoL EvER!!!”
by mcdaddy.44 March 3, 2019
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sammie

BEAUTIFUL and graceful like a flower. she is mentally strong and despite what others are saying, she doesn't fall apart. Sammie and a loving and respectful person. she isn't fake like the other bitches. she really doesn't care.
Sammie is as beautiful as the sun.
by Amanda Luster February 4, 2018
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Samhitha

The most gorgeous angel alive on this planet. Someone who can make your heart flutter everytime you look at her.
She has a heart made of gold which is filled with kindness.
The most loving and open hearted woman you will ever meet. Someone who puts your needs before hers.
She will be the motivation that makes you get through every single day.
Someone who makes you feel something you've never felt before.
Once you're with her, you would never ever leave her side because she's like a drug that you'll be addicted to.
She is the one who fills the hole in your heart.
The way she talks makes you feel like you could listen to her for years and years to come.
Oh my god ! She's so amazing, such a Samhitha.
by Sensai969 January 17, 2019
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summit learning

a way to get students to slowly fail at life is compared to getting a million paper cuts all over your foreskin and bathing in a bath of blue food dyed vodka while simultaneously grinding your teeth against a cheese grader as you listen to its everyday bro on constant repeat for ten hours
my summit learning home page is more red then all of the dms i have unanswered and thats saying somthin
by flatty patty November 6, 2018
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Summit County Hot

Used to describe the attractiveness of females in the Summit County, Colorado area. Typically, a female of 8 or more in Summit County will rate a 4 or 5. They are considered attractive due to the lack of women in the county.
Guy A: Dude, I met this BANGIN chick at Cecilia's last night. She was easily a 9.

Guy B: Nah, man, I saw her, she was only Summit County hot.
by BreckDude October 30, 2011
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Sammi Houde

by j.wolf April 16, 2013
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