An up and down, hourly off/on relationship similar to that of Sammi and Ronnie. It is akin to middle school relationships just with more alcohol and poor life decisions involved.
by parkca01 August 25, 2010
Get the sammi and ronnie relationship mug.1. When Vladimir Putin pouts or sheds a single tear in meme-worthy fashion. (Name)
2. When one is sad enough to pout or cry. (Slang)
Antonym: Gladimir Putin
2. When one is sad enough to pout or cry. (Slang)
Antonym: Gladimir Putin
When Mother Russia's oldest Brown Bear died of Stoli induced alcohol poisoning, Sadimir Putin's mug was all over RT.com claiming it was Grey Goose that killed the bruin.
Upon hearing about the death of his favorite crossing guard, Harold went all Sadimir Putin with a single tear.
Upon hearing about the death of his favorite crossing guard, Harold went all Sadimir Putin with a single tear.
by JHGC8 June 20, 2017
Get the Sadimir Putin mug.Refers to the act of covering one person in peanut butter, and another person in jelly, and then smashing both bodies together.
Dylan brought the peanut butter, Becky brough the jelly, I just know they are planning on making a slutter nutter sammich.
by Ilovegreenandredandblue February 10, 2010
Get the Slutter Nutter Sammich mug.I can't deal with this anymore. I can't deal with him cheating on me anymore. I am done." "You're all talk. You are only Sammi Done.
by funstigator September 10, 2010
Get the sammi done mug.The process of making an individual familierized with potty mouth culture. The characterization of regularly using vulgar language, profanities.
Samitize someone, he/she was samitized are some acceptable usages of the word.
Samitize someone, he/she was samitized are some acceptable usages of the word.
He/she was samitized into talking profanity.
We should samitize him/her, so he/she is accustomed to our language.
We should samitize him/her, so he/she is accustomed to our language.
by Camel17 October 20, 2015
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This is as ascended as a fella can get.
He doesn't slip up. He doesn't miss a beat.
When you're around a smiminal, be sure that miscellaneous happenings are in your future.
His QPUs are aligned. His sprites are cranberry. His palms are sweaty, his knees weak, his arms heavy, mom's spaghetti.
This is a man that can, and will, get away with no end of poppycock, piffle, hogwash, malarkey, balderdash, codswallop and shenanigans before the day is out.
This is as ascended as a fella can get.
He doesn't slip up. He doesn't miss a beat.
When you're around a smiminal, be sure that miscellaneous happenings are in your future.
His QPUs are aligned. His sprites are cranberry. His palms are sweaty, his knees weak, his arms heavy, mom's spaghetti.
This is a man that can, and will, get away with no end of poppycock, piffle, hogwash, malarkey, balderdash, codswallop and shenanigans before the day is out.
-You ever wish you could go back in time and say that thing you thought of just now, but when it was relevant?
-All the time, man. If I could think that fast I'd be the smoothest smiminal on the block.
-All the time, man. If I could think that fast I'd be the smoothest smiminal on the block.
by God is dead and we killed him May 8, 2019
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1- The look of complete adoration and love that only one can achieve when looking at the love of their life, AKA One Direction.
2- The action of copying Sam.
ORIGINATING from a tumblr post; a picture of a male fan standing in the GA section of the crowd of a one direction concert, with a look of awe on his face- ‘he needs a place in this fandom. Let’s call him Sam’.
1- The look of complete adoration and love that only one can achieve when looking at the love of their life, AKA One Direction.
2- The action of copying Sam.
ORIGINATING from a tumblr post; a picture of a male fan standing in the GA section of the crowd of a one direction concert, with a look of awe on his face- ‘he needs a place in this fandom. Let’s call him Sam’.
Did you see that man in the crowd looking at One Direction- “he was samming”
“I’m samming over that new photo of Liam payne”
“I’m samming over that new photo of Liam payne”
by Harolds4nipples__ July 11, 2019
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