salmoneus

A crazy hippie who is obsessed with santa hats. It is rumored that a salmoneus hoards them and worships them. How scary!

Fransisco: Hey man, what happened to my santa hat?
Rosario: A salmoneus probably stole it. What a loser.

by butt muncher200 March 25, 2008

Salooned

You are in the first state of being jammed by booze. You are smiling, being social and fits at this stage of intoxication in a saloon, you can probably have a normal conversation with people, but you are 1 step up from being totally sober and normal.

"HOLY shit, he is in the right mood that guy, he is salooned"

by Night2012 November 13, 2009

Salone

A beautiful person inside and out, A very pretty girl...... she'll ask for a lot but she pays you back in a........ never

Daaaammn look at that Salone!

by IUASHDF shdfgi asdfhwd fiud May 6, 2018

salmonella brownies

A term applied to gooey, underbaked goods (brownies, cookies and the like) suggesting the possibility of contracting salmonella poisoning due to the raw/uncooked eggs in the dough.

Take those out of the oven, I don't want them overbaked, I prefer salmonella brownies.

by waterspout July 7, 2011

salmonella stink

a super salmonella + E.coli stinky rat baby

He’s such a salmonella stink!

by Metsi December 1, 2019

salooney

A person who goes out of their way to be an idiot or mess things up.

Did you hear about Holden? He is such a salooney.

by bigsmooth55 December 22, 2021

salmonella

Something that doesn’t exist to some people

dumb girl: “OMG! Just had medium rare chicken for da first time!!!! tasted so good.”
smart person: bxtch you can’t eat that you’ll get salmonella
dumb girl: “HOW DO U KNOW?!!! LET ME LIVE MY LIFE HOW I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE🤬”

by igotcovid3timesandimvaccinated January 10, 2022