Someone with an IQ over 30

Not George W. Bush.

Watch the news, bitch.

by Evie September 14, 2003

someone's ass is grass

someone is finished, someone is through, someone is done for.

Private; Looks like somone spilled your cofee, sir.

Major; Well in that case, somones ass is grass.

by Light Joker July 6, 2004

someone's got jokes

Response for when someone says something they thought was really witty, when in fact, it was not.

Jeff: This song is about hope
Sarah: This song's about your mom!
Justin: Someone's got jokes!

by the pants of randy July 8, 2006

Someone Else

Always manages to screw everything up in your life. Also works with Mister Nobody

TV's broke? Someone else did it!

by Gary April 24, 2005

Someone's a bit triggered

When you have no real comeback and you are the one triggered but you switch the blame

Jonathan: Destiny is stupid
Jacob: ARE YOU KIDDING ME YOU ARE SO STUPID!
Jonathan: Jacob shut up

Jacob: Someone's a bit triggered

by Waffleporn123 November 1, 2016

someone who wants to set you on fire

Her name is probably Maggie. Shes aight.

"Hey do you have someone who wants to set you on fire?"

"Yeah, thats just Maggie "

by Philly63 January 30, 2018

someone whos better than me

No one.

Dude 1-“You know anyone better than me?”
Dude 2-“Nah”
someone whos better than me

by Him >:) January 18, 2023