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one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary
Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
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not-so-hottie 

1.) The unattractive girl in a group of otherwise attractive girls.

2.) A girl who believes she is hot because she has hot friends.

Also see: "nottie"
"I would like Karen if she wasn't a not-so-hottie."
not-so-hottie by Spirrow March 24, 2008
Ang Happy ay brand ng sohots sa pilipinas.

sohotrightnow 

The way women are mesmerized by Iain or Iain thinks they are mesmerized by him.
Oh Iain, you are sohotrightnow.
sohotrightnow by SoySauceSan February 5, 2005
Terry is sohot!
When something or someone is incredible hot.
Terry is sohot!
When something or someone is SO HOT!
Terry is sohot!