Stoolnami

When you take a dump and the splash back from said turd soaks your entire rear end.

Peters thunder log unleashed a stoolnami that left his coin purse saturated in blue toilet water.

by jaywillgonzo January 23, 2010

Stool Plunger

A long skinny penis with an extremely large, bulbous head. Considered ideal for anal sex.

All the ladies wanted to smash with Carl as he was rumored to be hung with a stool plunger.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2016

stool pool

toilet

I play video games while sitting on the stool pool.

by otto 6669 May 6, 2009

stooligan

A thug who combines ebullient brutality with impassioned assholery.

Columbine forced public school adminstrators to finally pay due attention to bullying. Investigators cited student body testimony that Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold had themselves been the frequent victims of schoolyard stooligans.

by Mo Dixley January 8, 2012

bristol stool chart

A classification of poo into 7 different categories...
It was developed by K W Heaton at the University of Bristol.

The types of poos (1-7) on the chart go from hard stools, and hard to pass (constipation), to watery stools and easy to pass (diarrhea).

I have a Bristol Stool chart in my shitter so I can see what kind of stool I passed!! today was a type 7!! very urgent and I needed to go and it was like a water fountain!!

by castanza January 2, 2009

stool pidgeon

A snitch, tattletale, a rat, basically someone who tells all your business, that one person who will tell the cops on you first chance they get.

Kid A: "Yo, you gotta talk to your girl, man, she's a straight up <i>stool pidgeon</i>."
Kid B: "Why you say that?"
Kid A: "She went and told the cops that I was the one responsible for knocking over mailboxes last weekend."

by Tiki January 10, 2005

stoolfie

Sending a selfie while on the potty.

Mary Kyle often sends stoolfies to us when she is pooping at work.

by Stacee2.0 September 12, 2015