The Rumples

A Horrific and life changing disease that affects the penis. Causes large pus filled bumps to appear, and makes women grow a penis with similar effects. The Rumples are unable to be cured but can be treated with a special cream. After stroking your willy with the cream the diseases effects lessen for a short amount of time. After long exposure and no treatment the rumples with cause the diseased person's penis is explode from the pressure. The pus is infectious so anywhere it touches will likewise be infected.

Did you hear that John got The Rumples? Better stay away from him

by realshape April 24, 2021

nipple ripple

What a girl has when her shirt is stretched so tight across her chest that it causes horizontal ripples in the shirt from boob to boob. More often seen on girls with big boobs.

Dude, check out the girl with that tight shirt and nipple ripple!

by gdog10 March 19, 2009

nipple ripple

Caressing my boyfriends nipples in a circular motion as oppose to aggressive pinching.

Babe, gennnnntle! Not a pinch, its a ripple... a nipple ripple.

by Pachoula June 6, 2018

Rumpleneck

When you drink too many shots of rumplemintz and wake up the morning after with a sore neck.

Kerry drank too many shots of rumplemintz last night so he called in sick to work with a sore rumpleneck

by oxdeleon November 29, 2011

Rurple

A word invented purely for the purpose to rhyme with the word "purple".

Curple is rurple because it rhymes with purple.

by Narwhallovesyou December 28, 2012

ripple dick

My brother and I were out fishing and swimming and came up with ripple dick. When you are in the water to long and your penis shrivels.

I was in the water to long I have ripple dick

by Joestone32 April 26, 2017

“Ripples Tonight”

A phrase to tell to straight people because, ripples is in fact a gay bar

Molly: So Chris “Ripples Tonight”?
Chris: Yes, but what’s “Ripples”?

by deeznutzhagoteem September 30, 2018