The most wonderful man, a guy who can always make me smile. He is strong and so smart, and always really funny, he makes my day run smoother, he is no nice and will go out of his way to make everyone he cares about happy. One of the nicest guys you will ever meant.
by Princess Snow Drop August 26, 2012
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Get the Rumptard mug.Noun, also see "Coach Rum." A large, manatee-shaped creature with a plethora of great, oozing blisters profusely erupting over the entire facial area. Her weakness is her inability to reproduce without the aid of medicines, which, fortunately, do not exist at this point in time.
In addition to her day job as a math teacher, Coach Rum runs a lucrative beverage dispense business. She has quite the affinity to "lemon" Gatorade.
Her mating shrieks have been known to be heard by canines only. She has often been known to try to "siren" children to her after-school "tutoring" sessions through use of her ultra-soprano singing voice, usually blaring out a country tune.
Her other weakness is her source of power - her ever-expanding stomach, or "crystal ball," if you will. She rubs it constantly to keep her strength up.
Beware! Spewing puke might occur during the early morning hours. Keep out of range! She can shoot up to 50 feet!!
In addition to her day job as a math teacher, Coach Rum runs a lucrative beverage dispense business. She has quite the affinity to "lemon" Gatorade.
Her mating shrieks have been known to be heard by canines only. She has often been known to try to "siren" children to her after-school "tutoring" sessions through use of her ultra-soprano singing voice, usually blaring out a country tune.
Her other weakness is her source of power - her ever-expanding stomach, or "crystal ball," if you will. She rubs it constantly to keep her strength up.
Beware! Spewing puke might occur during the early morning hours. Keep out of range! She can shoot up to 50 feet!!
by PeeMS April 9, 2005
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by MMJ! November 30, 2007
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by Sagé March 22, 2019
Get the Rumtastic mug.Rumer is usually a name for a really unique and different, but weird girl or boy. Always silly and stupid but knows how to have fun. Very pretty lovable trustworthy but also mean. Friends with almost everyone.
Ashely : Hey what's that girls name i met he but forgot to ask?
Arinna: oh thats Rumer.
Ashely: oh she is really nice i like her although she seems really different.
Arinna: oh thats Rumer.
Ashely: oh she is really nice i like her although she seems really different.
by miamigirl54321 July 25, 2011
Get the Rumer mug.Someone who is so astoundingly rude that you come to believe they may have a severe intellectual deficit.
We refer to our insanely noisy, frequently drunk and disorderly next door neighbor as the neighborhood rudetard.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2021
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