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oxymoron

A moron who is also a waste of oxygen or something idk.
fuck you, oxymoron.
by couldtn't October 4, 2019
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Oxymorons

What Billy Mays called everyone that bought his products.
Billy Mays: I hope those oxymorons are gullible enough to buy the next piece of shit I'm pushing.
by alltrull November 29, 2009
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a walking oxymoron

a person who's name contradicts itself.
by the shawrt yin May 2, 2011
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oxymoronic

adj.
of or having to do with an oxymoron
The concept of a funky white boy is oxymoronic.
by MiKe EaTs FoOd March 21, 2005
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doxymoron

One who combines the traits of being sluttish and stupid.
"She had a one night stand with the guy and wondered the next morning whether he would be faithful to her. What a doxymoron."
by lauralooch October 8, 2009
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criminal justice oxymoron

The term which states that "criminal justice" are two words which contradict one another.
Justice cannot, and must not be, criminal. To call that academic field CRIMINAL JUSTICE insinuates that the justice is criminal, therefore unfair, in fact, law-breaking. The term CRIMINAL JUSTICE is insane. That's why I call it the "criminal justice oxymoron." Anyone in their right (correct) mind will vote to replace that term with, for example, SOCIAL JUSTICE.
by but for May 4, 2018
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oxymoron

A sentence or phrase of contradictions that seem to make no sense upon first perusal but actual does on closer inspection. A common misconception is that any set of contradicting words placed together makes an oxymoron; but a phrase or sentence is truly not an oxymoron unless it actually DOES make sense, even if it might not seem to.
Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Faith unfaithful made him falsely true.
by makariln August 5, 2003
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