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ROSTER

A person who has sex or talks to multiple people or send nudes to multiple people and gives the same energy as they give one person in there phone

They fuck multiple people in a year or they send nudes or they self to hella people
Damn he or she fine i gotta add them to my roster ASAP
by Hoeee goddd October 29, 2020
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Rosterbating

Being so content with your fantasy football roster that you feel the urge to masturbate to it.
Jake: Hey Jeff, what were you doing in the bathroom alone with your fantasy football roster?

Jeff: Um, nothing...

Jake: ...Were you rosterbating?

Jeff: Maybe. How can you blame me? My quaterbacks are Aaron Rodgers, Phillip Riv---

Jake: Shut up you weird fuck.
by jakedasnake HHHHHHHHHHHHh September 16, 2010
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rosterbate

When internet tards with no history of managing professional sports teams endlessly discuss what roster moves their favorite teams will make during the offseason.
I don't mean to rosterbate, but if we sign cliff lee, derek jeter, and chuck norris, i think we'll have a chance next year.
by timmah55 November 7, 2010
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rosterbator

One who masturbates to rosters; an enthusiast of fantasy sports or professional sports in general; one who watches ESPN SportsCenter twice a day.
Jim: Hey Mark what's up?

Mark: Not much bro I was just on my way home from work.

Jim: Hey, did you... *stops and checks his iPhone* What the fuck! Chris Bosh had only 10 fantasy points last night?!

Mark: Jim, quit it... I don't want to be associated with a rosterbator.
by acelticsfan November 17, 2010
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rostermonster

An evil Human Resources Director.

A roster is a list of names of people involved with an organization of some kind. A master of the roster would be the head or Director of Human Resources. A person is inherantly evil is consdered to be a monster.
A rostermonster is thus the evil Human Resources Director.
Employee: I'd like to request some time off to attend to personal matters.

Rostermonster: We do not allow time off for any reason whatsoever. You must report to work on time, every day and work your entire scheduled shift. Noncomplaince with company policy will result in termination of employment.
by trixxieglittergirl March 18, 2011
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Rosterfish

That cop is a real Rosterfish!
by ssmachinist August 24, 2009
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Roster

Your group of friends.
"What are you doing tonight buddy?"
"I don't know, the roster's empty. Bill's at the lake, Seabass is out with his wifey, Shaun is just a loser now, and Ciggy called a dragon slayer without me."
by the product September 26, 2005
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