roflstomp

When you see a WoW addicted tool walking out of the Best Buy doors with the new Burning Crusade expansion pack, and you without thought, rock his shit like the little nub that he is. You follow all of this up by a swift stomp to his face, and scream " PWNT " then walk away as if nothing had happened.

" Dude, that little WoW faggot just got fucking roflstomped. "

by ROFLSTOMP4K January 16, 2007

Roflstomp

the act of stomping in a hardcore manner;used in WoW or other time consuming games. Also the act of crushing ones dreams.

Guy 1: Defam i'll take the the mage you roflstomp the death night.

Guy 2: K but im just a rouge.....

by Defamation12345 February 15, 2009

roflstomp

The act of stomping on the head of someone who is rofl (rolling on the floor laughing).

Guy1: *rolling on ground* AHAHHAHAHA ZOMG OMFG AHHAHA

Guy2: *roflstomp on Guy1's face* lawl

by khonsuti May 14, 2009

ROFLSHTMHNE

Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard That My Head Nearly Exploded

guy 1: did you see that movie last night?

guy 2: yeah it was so funny that i was ROFLSHTMHNE

by roflmaster96 April 17, 2009

ROTFLSHISMP

roll on the floor laughing so hard i shit my pants

some bro:
*funny joke*

other bro:
ROTFLSHISMP

by a lax bro December 31, 2010

ROFLSIMP

ROFLSIMP is an extension of the popular internet acronym ROFL and means Rolling On Floor Laughing, Shitting in My Pants.

You get a TXT/IM that is so funny that you fall to the ground laughing and then shit your pants. You send a reply TXT "ROFLSIMP."

by Doc Hollywood99 May 14, 2011

Roflstomper

A killjoy, someone (esp. a man) who ruins the fun for others by pointing out the inappropriateness of funny comments and situations.
A female displaying such unpleasant qualities is known as a roflstompette

An informal variation of "crusher of laughs".

Me: Man, why does Juan have to be so politically correct all the time?

You: Yeah he can be a real roflstomper sometimes.

Juan: Guys, it's really rude to make fun of someone using cool words they don't know. Your mothers did a bad job at raising you, unlike mine.

Us: I guess your mother must really be a roflstompette.

by Promoter of lols December 17, 2011