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v. roffle·d, roffle·s, roffl·ing, roffle·mao
1. To laugh so hysterically that one begins to roll on the floor.
2. To roll on the floor laughing hysterically, occasionally causing one's posterior to fall off.
v. roffle·d, roffle·s, roffl·ing, roffle·mao
1. To laugh so hysterically that one begins to roll on the floor.
2. To roll on the floor laughing hysterically, occasionally causing one's posterior to fall off.
1. Jon is roffling at the joke that George made.
2. "Goddammit, I just roffled my ass off!" exclaimed Jon.
2. "Goddammit, I just roffled my ass off!" exclaimed Jon.
by Roffle_Waffle_Lover March 4, 2009
Get the Roffle mug.A rare but fun sexual favor in which one person sits on a waffle iron (on or off depending on preference) long enough to get waffle marks on their ass cheeks. After this anywhere from one to five guys beat off on the person's "waffle ass", making what looks like an ass waffle with jizz syrup. Hence, the roffle.
by Helman May 3, 2005
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by dagashi March 5, 2003
Get the roffle mug.by Anonymous August 26, 2003
Get the roffle mug.A "Roffle" is an extremely violent belly-rub that is used to put someone in their place, and humiliate them. People subjected to the roffle experience such symptoms as tightening of the abs, shortness of breath, and the feeling of being violated.
The term "roffle" originated from the internet slang "ROFL" (Rolling On the Floor Laughing). The objectives are similar, but the "roffle-er" must get in the appropriate position, and make an open palm, as to belly-rub.
From there, you may choose to lift the shirt or not, and then close in swiftly on the target "roffle-ee", making strong, violent belly-rub motions along the abdominal parts of the target. This will give the target a mixed sensation of being fiercely tickled to the point of not breathing, and a serious abdominal muscle workout.
If the "roffle" was executed well, the target "Roffle-ee" should have feelings of humiliation and defeat, whilst being drained of energy to retaliate.
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Get friends in on it too! A "gang-roffle" is the best, safest, and cleanest way to get annoying friends, pets, or family members to shut their mouths and stop being annoying.
The term "roffle" originated from the internet slang "ROFL" (Rolling On the Floor Laughing). The objectives are similar, but the "roffle-er" must get in the appropriate position, and make an open palm, as to belly-rub.
From there, you may choose to lift the shirt or not, and then close in swiftly on the target "roffle-ee", making strong, violent belly-rub motions along the abdominal parts of the target. This will give the target a mixed sensation of being fiercely tickled to the point of not breathing, and a serious abdominal muscle workout.
If the "roffle" was executed well, the target "Roffle-ee" should have feelings of humiliation and defeat, whilst being drained of energy to retaliate.
QUICK TIP:
Get friends in on it too! A "gang-roffle" is the best, safest, and cleanest way to get annoying friends, pets, or family members to shut their mouths and stop being annoying.
"Who's ready for a roffle?"
"Wow, we roffled the shit out of him..."
"Sorry, I can't get up, Pete, Mike, and Max gave me a good Rofflin'."
"Wow, we roffled the shit out of him..."
"Sorry, I can't get up, Pete, Mike, and Max gave me a good Rofflin'."
by monstaMike August 22, 2008
Get the Roffle mug.Acronym: Rolling On Fucking Floor Laughing Etcetera.
Derived from rofl - "rolling on floor laughing"; a slightly sarcastic variation thereof.
Very good to say outloud.
Derived from rofl - "rolling on floor laughing"; a slightly sarcastic variation thereof.
Very good to say outloud.
Golrim says:
you'd better watch out
Golrim says:
or you'll get a monkey heart
Sick Mouthy says:
ROFFLE
Sick Mouthy says:
big fucking ROFFLE
you'd better watch out
Golrim says:
or you'll get a monkey heart
Sick Mouthy says:
ROFFLE
Sick Mouthy says:
big fucking ROFFLE
by Sick Mouthy July 15, 2004
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