My name's Brian Rochford, I'm unreal at pro evo!
K-FO: "Damn I lost AGAIN!"
MOB: "You're no Brian Rochford"
Lorcan: "Yeah he's UNREAL at pro evo!"
K-FO: "Damn I lost AGAIN!"
MOB: "You're no Brian Rochford"
Lorcan: "Yeah he's UNREAL at pro evo!"
by AoifeQuinn January 4, 2010
Get the Brian Rochford mug.A boring, cultureless rust belt city in northern Illinois. The past 20 years have not been kind to Rockford and it is now a genuinely dangerous and depressing place to live. Anyone with enough education/common sense leaves as soon as possible.
The taxes, crime rate, unemployment and school system are some of the worst in the country. You have to be careful just driving around since the roads are so poorly maintained you can actually damage your car on a Baghdad-quality pothole.
If you’re an uneducated, unemployed sex-offender with a substance abuse problem who has given up on life then Rockford is the place for you!
The taxes, crime rate, unemployment and school system are some of the worst in the country. You have to be careful just driving around since the roads are so poorly maintained you can actually damage your car on a Baghdad-quality pothole.
If you’re an uneducated, unemployed sex-offender with a substance abuse problem who has given up on life then Rockford is the place for you!
Guy 1: "I want to live in a shithole with a church every 10 feet for some reason."
Guy 2: "Rockford IL is the place for you my man."
Guy 2: "Rockford IL is the place for you my man."
by M978y4f October 5, 2012
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A big small town that your parents and your grandparents probably grew up in too. Popularity matters because Rockford kids never leave. If you aren’t a football star or one of the girls sucking him off good luck getting anywhere. The kids tend to do coke, but only stoners get arrested because that’s a drug for poor people. Oh and don’t move here if you’re not white, unless being treated like you have a rare disease is appealing to you.
Person one: I went to high school in Rockford
Person two: oh so you’re rich?
Person one: No, but my parents were cousins!
Person two: oh so you’re rich?
Person one: No, but my parents were cousins!
by Iamyourvapelord July 9, 2018
Get the Rockford mug.Rossford. Hmm what to say. You either love it, or you hate it. With our amazing football team *cough*, and school known for it's hygenic and intelligent students *cough*, it's a wonder why some hate it...
But don't let me make Rossford sound bad, it's not all that bad :) I mean growing up in Rossford you get a great sense of family because everybody knows everybody and everything about them. Also it's a very beautiful place, there's Veteran's Park and Beach Street. I mean who wouldn't want to spend a day there? Take a wiff of the Maumee River, watch a game of underhand lob life is grand ain't it.
Or or or! You could get ice cream from that ice cream place, whatever the hell it's name is now? I mean they change it every 2 days or so it seems.
Another good thing about Rossford is the annual All Saints Festival. I would be there now, but I don't want to crush the 100 year old ponies and listen to polka music.
Anywho, if you haven't realized I was talking in a sarcastic tone, well yeah, I have been the whole time. That's what we are, a bunch of sarcastic Polish people.
Butttt, nevertheless, I will miss this little shithole when I go off to college :
P.S.-Give a shout out to the bird man if you see him!! And! Don't forget to hate on Perrysburg!!
But don't let me make Rossford sound bad, it's not all that bad :) I mean growing up in Rossford you get a great sense of family because everybody knows everybody and everything about them. Also it's a very beautiful place, there's Veteran's Park and Beach Street. I mean who wouldn't want to spend a day there? Take a wiff of the Maumee River, watch a game of underhand lob life is grand ain't it.
Or or or! You could get ice cream from that ice cream place, whatever the hell it's name is now? I mean they change it every 2 days or so it seems.
Another good thing about Rossford is the annual All Saints Festival. I would be there now, but I don't want to crush the 100 year old ponies and listen to polka music.
Anywho, if you haven't realized I was talking in a sarcastic tone, well yeah, I have been the whole time. That's what we are, a bunch of sarcastic Polish people.
Butttt, nevertheless, I will miss this little shithole when I go off to college :
P.S.-Give a shout out to the bird man if you see him!! And! Don't forget to hate on Perrysburg!!
by 3!0h!3 July 24, 2010
Get the Rossford mug.Not alot of things to do, but if u have alot of friends being bored can be fun with them. There is alot of unemployment and alot of drug dealers. Basically alot of crime. The suburbs probally has the lowest crime rate and the westside probally has the most. There is not alot of smart drivers so better look more then one time before crossing the street. Entertaining things to do are:go to the rockford speedway to watch races,go to the waterfront to listen to music and get on rides,go to wingding to go listen to famous bands,go to metrocentre to see whatever is there,or just look for regular things to do. There is alot of marijuana and cocaine. Alot of rednecks,african americans,and mexicans. Some like it some dont but if u live there u learn to deal with it.
by countingmoneyjar June 25, 2009
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Best thing about Rockford: Hot Catholic School Girls Best thing to avoid: Mexicans, the West Side, Machesny Park, and Auburn High School
by Nick JizzUnit April 8, 2005
Get the Rockford, IL mug.high school mostly known for having rich white kids who hotbox the bathroom during pass periods and think they’re the shit at sports but loses almsot even football game every year.also most commonly said word in the halls is “snake” or “blunt”....all freshman drink to be “cool” and say nigga to be cool
man 1:what high school did you go to?
man 2:i went to rockford lutheran
man 1: damn so you know about all the snakes
man 2:i went to rockford lutheran
man 1: damn so you know about all the snakes
by lmaoooooothot November 1, 2017
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