roshambo

A contest in which two guys give each other repeated kicks to their nuts.
It is the Challenge of all challenges, and the Supreme test of wills. Real men only need apply.

Rock paper scissors is first held to see who kicks first.

The first competitor to receive the THIRD kick may then call out for the Russian Gas Pedal. However, if his opponent can make it past 60 seconds of intense pain, then he may call for it right back!

Also note exceptions: Professional Roshambo, Third party Roshambo and Standard Roshambo

Tim and me both liked Jenny and really wanted to impress her. Before she came over we silently agreed to place a bet for $100 on a game of Roshambo just to impress her.

After the third kick I called out for The Russian Gas pedal and afetr 45 seconds Tim gave up, whimpering like a little girl. I won the Roshambo contest and brought Jenny out later that night. She was amazed at my tolerance for pain!

by Lex Durden July 24, 2009

rochambeaux for slaps

A game played primarily by bored teenagers at each other's houses. The contestants sit on the floor indian-style facing each other at a very close distance. They then play a game of rochambeaux (alternately spelled rochambeau), otherwise known as rock-paper-scissors. The winner of the game slaps the other contestant across the face. They then play rochambeaux again. The winner again slaps the loser. They continue in this cycle until one contestant gives up.

Tom: Why is your face all red?
Rick: Ah, i lost a game of rochambeaux for slaps a few hours ago.

by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011

Roshambo

This is a game which consists of two people kicking each other in the balls over an object, last one standing wins.

Ross Murray, i'll Roshambo you for Saints Row.

by j.dizzle January 30, 2007

roshambo

It's when 2 guys are arguing over something, and they "roshambo" for it. It goes like this, the 1st person kicks the other person in the nuts as hard as they can, and the other person kicks the 1st person in the nuts as hard as they can. Whoever goes down first loses and the other person gets the object/thing/person they were roshamboing for. *This CANNOT work with girls, it would be meaningless*

"Hey, I want the pizza!"
"I saw it first!"
"This calls for...ROSHAMBO!!!"

"Dude, i'm taking Sarah to prom."
"No, i'm taking her!"
"I am!"
"I AM!!!11"
"Why don't you retards roshambo to see who takes me?"
"Good idea."

by David717 April 29, 2008

rochambeau

a.k.a Roshambo or Rock Paper Scissors, often used in Ultimate Frisbee games.

Rochambeau to see throws off.

by DSS May 13, 2005

rocambolesque

Adjectif qui désigne une personne haute en couleurs.

La plupart des personnes rocambolesques s’appellent Abdoul.

Henri, en trouple avec son grand-père, l'a tué alors qu'il était bourré. C'est vraiment un homme rocambolesque !

by Mafalda_aka_Donovan June 22, 2020

Roshambo

Roshambo or Rochambeau: phonetic French for rock-paper-scissors.
Looser gets kicked or punched in a sensitive place (usually the nutt-sack for guys,boob for chicks)

A brother and sister play roshambo for use of the car tonight. The brother shows paper, while the sister shows scissors. Scissors cuts paper, Sister kicks brother in the nuts and takes off with the car.

by Mike December 28, 2005