Facebook Dick Rider

Someone who always comments on your facebook status, photos, posts, if theyre in a relationship, who confirmed their friend request. These people also always chat with the victim and they are the ones who start the conversation. These are the type of people who would write on another person's wall just to reply to the one you posted on their wall. See: Dick Rider, Kiss Ass, Kiss Up, and Suck Up.

*facebook dick rider on facebook chat*

Person 1: Yo watsup my brothah, we tight as fuck u my best friend.

Person 2: Man get off my dick.

Person 1: But its such a fun ride.

Person 2: ...

by I hate facebook dick riders August 23, 2009

dick-rider-syndrum

the act of not being able to stop riding someone's dick, even if there not famous people. these people usually run after the people they follow like a hobbit does a ring. there is almost no cure for these people...actually there is no cure.

josh rode kobe's dick all the way to the loss against the celtics...i think he has dick-rider-syndrum

richard, u need to stop riding jhalens dick!, u need a doctor for that dick-rider-syndrum you have there.

by hippsterrLOL June 16, 2010

Dick rider

Someone who rides on anyone’s dick but only if there name is rider

Brad is such a dick rider

by Beantai April 9, 2021

Dick Rider

Dick Riding means to be on someone’s meat all the time everyday.

Gio Stop dick riding him.

People named Giovanni are dick riders.

by FuckGio March 29, 2022

Dick rider

A dick rider is someone who talks bad about someone else but as soon as they come around they wanna switch up and shit. Like yall could be having a convo and the person whos dick they riding comes and they wanna laugh at everything they say and be all nice when they know damn well thats not how they was acting around you. they act all nice and touchy in private w them and then deny it later.

dick rider - omg *name* is such a dick
you - fr he so 2faced
*name* - hey guys
dick rider - OMG *name* HEYY HOW R UU :3

by spk_mz June 19, 2022

The Dick Rider Paradox

If a streamer says don't be a dick rider and disagree with me when i'm wrong, and the chat disagrees that they should disagree with you therefor "The Dick Rider Paradox"

Chat don't be a dick rider and disagree with me when i'm wrong, and the chat disagrees that they should disagree therefor they actually do what they disagree and make The Dick Rider Paradox

by Indyz September 30, 2022

dick rider

someone esp. a male who is always on another male dick. always talking about that guy, bringing up his name.

person 1: yo did u see what sam had on today, that fool was tacky as hell

person 2: man why u always on that man case, stop being a dick rider

by sonfa January 18, 2009