Ritual of the Stork

When 2 parents love each other very much they seclude themselves in a room (normally a bedroom) and perform it in the Tunnel of Life. If the great stork accepts the ritual then in about 9 months a baby will enter the world through the Tunnel of Life.

You only exist because of the Ritual of the Stork.

by African Fertility God November 4, 2013

Bright ritual

A bright ritual: The opposite of a dark ritual. It repels the effects of a dark ritual, and grants the user a bit of luck.

Matt:Hey, why did you use that dark ritual on me? I had to use a bright ritual to repel it!
Slime: It was a dare, I swear!

by Matt_the_slime_slayer June 21, 2016

jizz ritual

Is a jizz ritual a ritual with jizz involved

Bro that jizz ritual was kind of insane

by jizz ritual Man January 6, 2021

Herobrine ritual

DO NOT DO THE RITUAL I WILL SUMMON HEROBRINE HES SO SCARY WAAAAWAAAAWAAAAA

2014
god among humans:Im goin to use the Herobrine ritual to summon HEROBRINE!!!
7year old: WAAAAAHWAAAH PLZ DONT HEROBRINE SO SCARY

by GIGACHADHEROBRINE May 20, 2022

12AM HBD Ritual

A heartwarming digital tradition where individuals send celebratory messages at the stroke of midnight (12 AM) to express their joy in having an ongoing chat or conversation with someone through a messaging app. This ritual isn't tied to any specific occasion like a birthday; rather, it's a spontaneous way to celebrate the connection between individuals.

Chat Conversation between "T" and "A"

T (at 12:00 AM): HBD

A (at 12:48 AM): why hbd pls explain me now

T (at 12:50 AM): its the "12AM HBD Ritual"

by ajtazer September 10, 2023

ritalin

Drug for people on ADD, often crushed & snorted for a very cheap buzz. Often called ritz

I borrowed my cuzins ritz, keen?

by Jeef1 April 22, 2005

Ritalin

ADD medicine containing Methylphenidate which is a type of speed. if youre lacking energy and cant think of anything better to do than eat you gotta snort some of this. it will make you get up and do any kind of activity or chore and actually make it an enjoyable experience. for a begginer snorting about 60 mg will do the job. i find it way better than adderall personally it gets me shaky, non fatigued, not hngry and energy and euphoria. you might experince a headache or tummy ache after and you might get grumpy. the good feeling will last like one or two hours after that you just kinda get anxiety and feel the need to be doing something

mom: go clean your room!
daughter: ugh im too tired
mom: i dont care!
daughter: (thought bubble) im going to snort some ritalin..)
1 hour later.......
mom: wow i cant believe you cleaned the whole house
daughter: me either!

by ritalin fiend May 16, 2009