The perfected art of creeping on girls so hard it becomes named after you. After doing this for 5 years however, everyone has caught on and you now don't fool anyone. Yet you still creep like a champion because you've never done it any other way.
Bro #1- that girl in our Econ class is pretty fine man
Bro# 2- yeah I just added her on twitter, insta, and Facebook. Wanna scroll through her pics?
#1- hmmmm. The riser method.
Bro# 2- yeah I just added her on twitter, insta, and Facebook. Wanna scroll through her pics?
#1- hmmmm. The riser method.
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Get the Limb Risermug. I think that one of the keys to my success is that I am an early morning riser. Because of this, I tend to associate mostly with other early morning risers. We drink coffee together.
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Get the riser boxmug. I'm only looking to date high risers, man. A big bank and no kids to slow us down.
They try to throw shade on her but Chelsea Handler says, Fuck yall, I'm living the high riser life.
It's like Oprah started a trend. Now, even young ones like Miley Cyrus and AOC are committed high risers
They try to throw shade on her but Chelsea Handler says, Fuck yall, I'm living the high riser life.
It's like Oprah started a trend. Now, even young ones like Miley Cyrus and AOC are committed high risers
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Get the High Risermug. a 17 or 18-year-old woman who has decided to be child-free and unmarried for life, focusing only on work.
People thought she was a lesbian but she's really just an early riser. I see her with different guys all the time.
Calling herself an early riser is complete BS. By the time she's 28, she'll be married with two kids.
Most of the girls in college are gonna be early risers and risers. They got brainwashed by feminists and leftist professors.
Calling herself an early riser is complete BS. By the time she's 28, she'll be married with two kids.
Most of the girls in college are gonna be early risers and risers. They got brainwashed by feminists and leftist professors.
by RR Hood July 17, 2023
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