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rip a new asshole

1. to have words with, to reprimand, to set the reord straight, to “own” (a figurative threat)
2. to whoop somebody (semi-literal threat)
3. what a bad mofo does who intends to do something really bad to someone's hiney or asshole. (literal threat)
4. what the other guys do to you when you drop a bar of soap in the shower in prison
I told my son that I was going to come after his wife for disrespecting my mother, to rip a new asshole if she didn't send the girls dance pictures like she promised us.
by ana unum aka queen latrine January 21, 2007
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Rip a Bag of Ass

Well, I was chatting with my friend Scuba7Hoods and I ripped a nasty fart. It sounded like someone had ripped open a loose flopping paper bag thus I coined the phrase and it caught on. I mean now the whole world likes to rip a bag of ass!
Goodespeler ripped a bag of ass this morning while he was bending over to tie his shoe.
by J.M. April 15, 2004
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If one is referred to others as "the ripaloni," or some variation thereof, then they are cool or awesome.
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riparian

something to do with the shore of a river, ocean, lake, etc.
I live on a riparian property
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rip a whack

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by SuperStankbot August 26, 2009
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rip a butt

yo man Let's go rip a butt, dude....
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