Rigor Mortis

A Texas metal band that came along just after Boss Tweed and Pantera and was signed on Capitol records. Rigor Mortis was best known for songs like Speed Whore, Mummified and ZOG. They were also well known for being heroin addicts but still a top notch very professional band. One night at Joes Garage while Rigor Mortis was playing a guy jumped up on the stage and stabbed a couple of the band members.

Rigor Mortis blew the doors off of Joe's Garage last night.

by Rivothead June 04, 2009

rigor mortis

What happens to your fingers when you "finger" someone for too long

Bruh, I fingered that girl so long that when she finished my fingers where all rigor mortis and shit

by D-WALLoftheclique October 22, 2010

rigor mortis

the useful phenomenon that stops stiffs flopping off the table when sickass necro goths try to screw em.

by My May 12, 2003

rigor mortis

adjective. Elegant word for a stiff person.

damn. did you see that rigor mortis P. Miller dancing?
hell ya!

by Brennie January 06, 2006

rigor dermis

the "death mask" result of an overindulgence in Botox and other aging-skin enhancements

Do I think she's gotten Botox injections?!? She's hit the needle so many times, she's got rigor dermis.

by sherpadave November 30, 2011

rigor mortis

The state of being after taking too much ecstacy

"Yo, Im so rigor mortis right now"

or

"What are we going to do tonight?"
"We'll go to a club, get rigged, and hopefully meet some biddies."

by Jazzface78 February 22, 2005

rigor rocks the bounty

The "Rigor" comes from "Rigor Mortis". The phrase itself means to really, really rock the bounty.

Finding that pantload of cash rigor rocks the bounty!

by YHWH October 10, 2004