rigor dermis

the "death mask" result of an overindulgence in Botox and other aging-skin enhancements

Do I think she's gotten Botox injections?!? She's hit the needle so many times, she's got rigor dermis.

by sherpadave November 30, 2011

rigor mortis

The state of being after taking too much ecstacy

"Yo, Im so rigor mortis right now"

or

"What are we going to do tonight?"
"We'll go to a club, get rigged, and hopefully meet some biddies."

by Jazzface78 February 22, 2005

rigor rocks the bounty

The "Rigor" comes from "Rigor Mortis". The phrase itself means to really, really rock the bounty.

Finding that pantload of cash rigor rocks the bounty!

by YHWH October 10, 2004

rigor mortis rendevous

The act in which a male or female breaks into a morgue, places several dead bodies in sexual positions, then proceeds to masturbate to the sight.

"I'm on my way to a rigor mortis rendevous. Perhaps tonight my victims won't be so stiff."

by suki sapperstein December 28, 2007

rigor moreish

cuntsnot exuded by the recently deceased, a delicacy among undertakers and serial killers alike

"Come on Dave, we gotta get this chick embalmed."
"Sorry Stu, I can't help myself, she's just got rigor moreish!"

by Big Daddy Slim June 11, 2009

rigor mornin

Could be used as a hangover term or just plain energy deprived...to wake up stiff and about to ask your friend to call in dead for you at your work...

well rigor morning john did you get a chance to do every drug known to man last week and forget to sleep the whole time cus you cant overcome that rigor mornin setting in on you this mornin ...

by 8lb 3oz baby jorge June 30, 2010

Rigor mortis

Rigor mortis is the stiffening of joints with particular attention in the hip area. This is most common in people who shoot the DTL discipline. Overtime patients with Rigor mortis also lose almost all movement of the latitude and longitude axis. Sufferers are also known to slur their words over time with particular attention paid to the word PULL.

Haha. Look at Grant over there shooting DTL. Looks like Rigor Mortis has set in. Listen to how he's saying Paaauuuuullllllll.

I don't think there's any chance of him coming back to skeet now.

by Trap=crap March 20, 2017