An unattractive girl who is off-putting enough to make a man choose his right hand over hitting on her even when he is drunk. In extreme cases, the girl may defined as a Shitfaced Righty
- "That 'girl' was all over you last night, you hook up"
- "No, she was a Drunken Righty, even after a half rack, I decided to rub one out instead"
- "No, she was a Drunken Righty, even after a half rack, I decided to rub one out instead"
by EBJJBE March 31, 2011
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1. suffering from rightardation, a neurological condition that renders one terminally insensible to reason and the notion of social justice.
2. Prone to acts of extreme violence in the name of imperialism.
3. In favour of suppressing basic human rights (i.e. health care, education and the presumption of innocence) - unless you're rich.
4. Opposed to organised labour on the basis that it allows fat-cat unskilled workers to rip off downtrodden employers.
5. A complete and utter cunt.
1. suffering from rightardation, a neurological condition that renders one terminally insensible to reason and the notion of social justice.
2. Prone to acts of extreme violence in the name of imperialism.
3. In favour of suppressing basic human rights (i.e. health care, education and the presumption of innocence) - unless you're rich.
4. Opposed to organised labour on the basis that it allows fat-cat unskilled workers to rip off downtrodden employers.
5. A complete and utter cunt.
BOY: Mummy, who is that woman?
MOTHER: That's conservative columnist Janet Albrechtsen, honey.
BOY: And why is she putting her tongue in the Prime Minister's poopie-hole?
MOTHER: Because she's rightarded.
MOTHER: That's conservative columnist Janet Albrechtsen, honey.
BOY: And why is she putting her tongue in the Prime Minister's poopie-hole?
MOTHER: Because she's rightarded.
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Derived from Whitewash, to take a previously left-handed established character and make them right hand dominant.
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Get the Rightard mug.Be either man or woman, the path of rightASSness is all about finding the perfect mate. The perfect ass is in the eye of the beholder, but beware of the dangers of other bodily distractions. Let yourself not be guided by glorious tits or a ten inch dick, for the truth lay upon the perfect behind that will be with you for all time.
Eduardos: Oh Dalai Lama of Ass, tell me how I can embark upon the right path
Dalai Lama of Ass: Fear not, my ill-befallen friend, for you will find the Path of RightASSness when your eyes lay upon the greatest ass you will ever see.
Eduardos: But how will I know?
Dalai Lama of Ass: Oh you'll know. You'll know.
Dalai Lama of Ass: Fear not, my ill-befallen friend, for you will find the Path of RightASSness when your eyes lay upon the greatest ass you will ever see.
Eduardos: But how will I know?
Dalai Lama of Ass: Oh you'll know. You'll know.
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