Golden Rules of Life

1. Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1 - Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.

2. FOPEA - Females Obviously Prefer Egotistical Assholes.

3. The Harry/Sally Rule - "Men And Women Can Never Truly Be Friends Because The Sex Part Always Gets In The Way."

4. Naked Curiosity Rule - Males Always Desire Seeing Female Acquaintances Naked... Always.

5. All Availability Rule - Regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.

Guy 1: "Men and women are so different. I wish we had a manual to decode eachothers behaviour"

Guy 2: "We do! The Golden Rules of Life!"

by bobandbill April 25, 2011

Wilbur Soot YLYL Rules

Rule #1 No Boomers
Rule #2 No Zoomers
Rule #3 No Weebs (under penalty of death, I’m looking at you, Phil)
Rule #4 No Marvel Stans
Rule #5 Stan Loona
Rule #6 No K-Pop
Rule #7 No My Little Pony Friendship is F**k
Rule #8 No Videos I’ve Already Seen Before
Rule #9 Staged Videos Are Sh*t
Rule #10 Ignore Rule #5
Rule #11 Loud Videos Are Sometimes Funny

Wilbur: guys, remember the 11 Wilbur Soot YLYL Rules.

Wilbur: *states all 11 rules*

by ♣Fabulous_Killjoy♥ June 3, 2021

beer pong rules

The rules for this game vary among areas and college campuses throughout. There are a few definite rules that are followed in every game regardless of host, but House Rules are the major factor in determining the rules to be followed.

Some basic universal beer pong rules include:
1) bounce cups are worth 2 cups (ball can be blocked).
2) guys finger, girls blow.
3) 2 re-racks per team, per game.
4) same cup is worth 3 cups and balls back.
5) both teammates making a cup is balls back.

by nxt2yoshi August 29, 2011

rules is rules

A common statement is which a person attempts to convey that "rules" (policies, laws, etc) must be followed irrespective of personal intuition or any sense of what really makes sense. "Rules is rules" conveys that it is the rule, and nothing else, that determines a certain action or inaction. The statement is usually used in a context where it is believed that the rule "doesn't make sense", but it must be followed anyway, simply because it is a rule.

Unfortunately our company doesn't allow us to send Excel files because they might have malicious macros embedded. Even if I know an Excel files is safe, I can not send it to you via email because "rules is rules".

by seajay1978 April 25, 2016

Rules

Why are you looking this up, nobody follows the rules on Urban Dictionary including the editors.

"Let me make a definitions about my crush and how sexy she is"

Looks at the rules

"Fuck that everybody needs to know how hot she is"

by LolCringe August 17, 2019

playground rules

The act of justifying ones actions using childish rules commonly seen on a playground. Typically used in adult environments. When one calls playground rules they are entering a verbal understanding that playground rules is now fair game.

Play ground rules: finders keepers, you touched it last, no take backs...etc...

John: I found this really nice stapler in the office today and I took it

Bob: hey! That's mine!

John: playground rules! Finders keepers! It's mine now!

by Danie March 9, 2015

Rules of the road

Whenever you are doing someone a favour and giving them a ride in your vehicle there are 3 options for payment for this favour:

1. Cash
2. Grass (i.e marijuana)
3. Ass (e.g. sex)

Joe "Hey dude, can I get a lift after hockey?"
Mark "No problem, cash, grass, or ass though - sorry bro, rules of the road"

Mary "Can I get a ride home after work?"
Bill "Sure you can; cash, grass, or ass?"

by F.Castro March 18, 2009