Ruben

A guy who is just perfect, he can be emotional at times, but usually he's a great guy and is protective over his lover.

Hey have you heard of that guy Ruben? He's a great guy.

by Don't Have A Good Name November 19, 2014

Reuben

Reuben is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He has the most kindest most loving heart and always lights up the room with his smile. He is forgiving and very understanding especially when you need someone to talk to. He makes all the girls hearts flutter and is just perfect. He is very cute and charming. He is absolutely the coolest most lit guy you will ever meet. This guy is amazing.

Person one - ohmygosh that guy Reuben is so cute!
Person two - he just melts my heart just by looking at him
Person three - Reuben is definitely a shnack

Person four - geez guys don’t be cringey

by Trashbag93 October 21, 2018

Rubenox

In or falling for someone's consistent button pushing.

I don't want to keep replying to that idiot's badgering email but I just can't let it go. I'm so stuck in a Rubenox it's not even funny.

by el pinkio May 7, 2010

Ruben

A cool ass nigga , who's down to earth, nigga hollas at fine ass girls. He's pretty much the shit, ususally playa playa.

Damn, Ruben is lookinf fine.

by therealg123 September 6, 2011

open faced ruben

An infected vagina with white cheese (puss)

I was really into Claire until I pulled down her yoga pants and saw an open faced ruben.

by JMFE April 6, 2011

Rubenesque

A term for a woman with a body similar to the women painted by the artist Peter Paul Rubens. His painting called "Judgment of Paris" is a good example. The word has nothing at all to do with Ruben Studdard as it was in use long before American Idol existed. The women of Rubens' paintings typically had hourglass figures and were chubby, but not obese.

I like rubenesque women because they have big butts.

by Pixelmancer May 8, 2008

Reuben

Imagine your dying of thirst in the desert and you see a wall around a giant ice cube. you want it so bad but yo can't get it. the ice cube is Reuben the wall is every sane female on the planet

I want Reuben so F#cking bad!

by THE REAL ONES () September 16, 2019