A sexual maneuver achieved when you pour steaming hot au jus in to a whorish females snatch, fuck her to climax and blow your spicy horse radish load all over her nasty roast beef curtains.

That bitch had some sick hanging meat drapes, I had to give her a Rochester Reuben.

Rochester Reuben by thejammonster December 12, 2007

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Reuben

777 guy; the guy that's just so unique and isn't disliked by many people because of his creativity, intelligence, sense of humour, wit, refined good looks and general amazing-ness

Did you see that dude over by the door???.... Yeah he's a real Reuben,

Reuben by Bornonatuesday December 6, 2010

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Reuben

Reuben is the boy who makes me happy all the time. He has the most amazing personality you could ever think of. His family all support him. His life is quite messed up but he’s strong. I love him alot. Hes the sweetest, most caring and cutest person you could meet, you should meet a Reuben!

A: Omg i love someone and their personality is amazing

C: They must be a Reuben!

Reuben by Aestheticdevils January 26, 2019

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Reuben

Reuben is the best friend you will ever have. He will always have your back and will sacrifice everything for those he loves. Reuben is rather full of himself and likes to remind you how handsome and dashing he is. Reuben is easily swayed by a bribe but will remain true to his friends. He has many mood swings and gets upset and angry over small things. All his friends adore him and think he is the funniest and smartest guy they know. Reuben has a pretty good singing voice and boy does he know it. Reuben reckons he is Gods gift of perfection to the world but inside he thinks he is sad and worthless even though his friends know that isn’t true. Reuben’s biggest flaw is the fact that he has to be the best at everything or he will have a rage. If you ever lose Reuben then you will feel awful and if he dies then the world will stop working, Reuben said this a lot. He is a smexy devil and is a very nice guy ( even though sometimes he can be a horrible person) and he always gets rejected even though everyone loves him. Reuben’s favourite name is Jerome and he names everything and everyone this name and it drives them crazy

Wow he’s so cute and brave, what a Reuben!

Reuben by Skibbs January 13, 2021

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