Raspardalsey

Scratching your balls and smelling them afterwards.

This word is for the finest person with balls. No matter what gender you are, you can raspardalsey with your balls.

Person 1 and Person 2 walk into a bar, the bartender asks, "What will you have?"

Person 1: "Oh man.. I really want to raspardalsey right now, ya know?"
Person 2: "I totally get it! raspardalseying is the shit."

They then raspardalsey happily.

by mikudayogoat October 29, 2024

Restarded

A person who is so dumb that their brain might've been restarted, was born yesterday, and is retarded

You see that trouble maker there? Shes probably Restarded.

by Flompus Translator February 5, 2025

Restarded

When you constantly have to replay a video game level/mission/map because you didn't get it "quite right". Not because you're trying to beat a target, purely to make it relevent to your playthrough

"fuck dude how many times have you replayed this fucking mission?!"

*I accidentally punched an NPC. My character wouldn't do that. So I've got to start again. Again. I'm Restarded"

by HomesickFoetus August 19, 2025

Restarded

Is a euphemism for the word retarded, more polite way of say it.

YO BRO, ARE YOU RESTARDED? WHY DID YOU KILL JIMMY?

by FrequencyROFL October 9, 2025

Mental Restardation

A mental condition in which one’s IQ is so low that they maintain a genuine conviction that the stars, their position in the sky at birth, and gravitation pull have an effect on human personality - even despite massive scientific evidence to the contrary. Most affected are scientifically-illiterate obnoxious white women, but anyone is at risk.

Ma’am... we’ve got the test results back and we believe that the brain damage your daughter underwent may have caused a very serious case of mental restardation. We strongly advise that you keep her away from Twitter and Tumblr l’est her condition worsens.

by squitzl December 20, 2020

Bang Kamal Restard

If you know is it friend

Bang Kamal Restard anjay

by WhatActualNotFawk October 19, 2020