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interfacial relationship

A relationship where one individual is much better looking than the other. Due to the disparity in looks, the couple is forced to engage in cross-facial communication.
Amanda, I want you to know that I don't approve of your interfacial relationship with Joe. You are a betty and he is an ogre.

Dude, remember that one time I was in an interfacial relationship with Nam? Everyone looked at us like "what the hell are they doing together?" It was sweet.

Annalyn just doesn't understand me. I think it has to do with our interfacial relationship and how she feels inferior compared to my beauty.
by hapfrap57 December 26, 2008
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jap anus relations

A category hilariously misinterpreted by Sean Connery on Saturday Night Live's Celebrity jeopardy sketch. The category was Japan U.s. relations
Alex Trebek: Sean Connery, please pick a category
Connery: Give me jap anus relations for 200
by Lilparkczar November 22, 2007
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Relation Staycation

When you are so pissed at your significant other that you do everything you can to ignore them for a week or longer, but you are too damn lazy to leave or move out. (It's like a twenty four hour ice, but longer.)
After working all damn day and doing the dishes after dinner, my lazy-ass old woman bitched at me for not cleaning the fucking spoon rest. So I took a week long relation staycation. I fucking hate moving.
by CXR February 16, 2015
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Toxic relationship

A relationship between two or more people who are constantly fighting or on thin ice with eachother but trying to maintain the relationship.
“Yo I hear Gavin and Lara are fighting again....”
“Shiii again? They’ve got a really Toxic Relationship, man.”
by LNac May 9, 2018
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Relationship dick

The kind of dick that’s so good, you’ll risk it all! Even if you’re not in a relationship, the dick will have you ready to give up your singleness.
Girl!! He got that relationship dick!! Bout to make me cut EVERYBODY off!!
by Honey Dip 💋 April 20, 2018
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toxic relationship

When the relationship between two people is toxic, dangerous. They're slowly destroying each other but they don't see it. They're unhealthy for each other, blinded by their romance. A kind of abusive relationship, a toxic relationship is poisonous to the individuals emotionally, spiritually.
They're using each other, it's such a toxic relationship.
by reyholmes June 5, 2018
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Imperstateral Relationship

A relationship with a balance of power, in which no person holds authority over another.
"I'd say the relationship is healthy, it seems to be an imperstateral relationship."
"He treats his children imperstaterally."
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by Neville Crusket May 10, 2021
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