reptoid

7 - 9ft shape shifting serpents which own night clubs in Sri Lanka.
Reptoids are native to the antartic, and control the planet.
Some people think Reptoids can time travel, but this is probably bullshit. Though they can travel on the astral plane.

George Bush is a reptoid.
Reptoids are one of the few world problems Chuck Norris can't solve.

by sheepbag October 17, 2006

Rekt Thread

A thread on an image board that pertains to gore.

Rekt Thread? Rekt Thread.
POST ALL UR REKTums HERE!!!1!!!!

by AnonMuss November 30, 2017

renton drop

Phrase when someone does not drop down a hatch in the game Rainbow Six Siege when someone is defusing

"Renton, he has to defuse"
"Renton, shoot him"
"RENTON DROP!!"

by Jyda. June 11, 2019

Rektified

The state of feeling so rekt that you don't even know what to do.

Bob just got rektified by Amy
His fault for pissing her off.

He sat there frozen for like twenty minutes.

by Leapyearbabeh March 17, 2016

get rekt

Another way of saying get wrecked
Usually used by either kids or trolls on online games in order to annoy or provoke other players.

Player1: gg everyone!
Player2: d00d ur team got rekt!!1

or

Player1: Gl and have fun everyone!
Player2: oooh u get rekt!!
Player1: Oh, shut up!

by Singa October 15, 2013

cranial rectosis

condition. person that has their head up their ass.

"My boss has cranial rectosis"

by enchanted1 October 9, 2003

Rectoplasm

The slimy, sticky residue left on ones member after engaging in anal sex.

Made up of lube, excrement, sweat and other bodily secretions and in a consistency and quantity that is dependant on the amount and mix of the above and the time and effort put into "blending" them together!

Last night I was pounding away at Natasha's tight little back door, when I finished I pulled out to reveal a thick coating of rectoplasm on my tool. I had to go wash it off as she lay and recovered because she does not like that stuff in her mouth!

by RoysterHerOften September 4, 2011