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Registered Poke Offender

One who Facebook Pokes without cause or care. One who pokes for attention. One who pokes and believes they will get laid or lucky. One who pokes in hopes of getting a phone number, or a naked pic in return.
This guy/girl pokes 500 times a day for no real reason except to be noticed and or paid attention, they are careless and ignorant. They need to be "Registered Poke Offenders"
by Futureghst-MJC July 27, 2016
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Registered Deck Offender

Someone who is known for making card decks that are intended for trolling.
Person A: Why does Person C keep freezing my warriors?
Person B: Because Person C is a registered deck offender.
by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019
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Registered Pussy

Someone who is too scared to do a task and acknowledges this.
John is a Registered Pussy when it comes to heights so we couldn't go to the mountains.
by MooseBooce July 10, 2016
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registered

1. A person who fits the stereotypical look of a registered sex offender
2. Someone who is known to take advantage of women.
1. Look at that guy...he's definitely registered.
2. That guy tries to get all these girls drunk, he should be registered.
by FauxBeez February 6, 2006
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The C Register

When governments want to discreetly keep a record of “uncooperative” or “selfish” citizens and residents who refuse to be vaccinated against coronavirus, thus hindering their goal for the population to attain herd immunity.
Countries that have set up the C register are mum what they’d do to those vaccine free riders, other than hinting that they’d not expect to be treated the same as those who have come forward to be inoculated in spite of potential health risks.
by MathPlus February 23, 2021
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Register Fire

Any situation that interrupts the normal flow of a checkout line — resulting in the cash register and/or cashier metaphorically bursting into flames. Causes include employee incompetence, consumer ignorance or (in rare but highly disruptive circumstances) an actual technical malfunction. Register fires typically strike without warning, usually during peak shopping hours. While a shopper can sometimes spot a register fire in progress and avoid the affected checkout line, most register fires are impossible to predict.
Don’t get in that line. Looks like a register fire.

Some idiot tried to return a CD without a receipt and started a register fire.

Her credit card got declined. Register fire! Abort!
by GeyerCom August 14, 2008
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on the register

Our gym teacher is crazy I bet you he’s on the register
by Hakashi Katake August 6, 2020
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