Horizontal refreshment

Getting laid, having sex.

John: Damn! Did you see that girl?
L: Yeah that thang swangin, I will go see if she is interested some horizontal refreshment.

by Hell owe December 14, 2014

KFC Regret

KFC Regret is the term used to describe the feeling one has after eating KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken).

One sees a nice looking burger or Popcorn Chicken and thinks that it would be a good idea but once consumed has a feeling that one's gastric tract is lined with grease.

"I thought I would have a big KFC burger but now that I've had it I am having KFC Regret".

by Nidzdotnet September 25, 2009

Refreshbooking

An act of refreshing your facebook every 3 seconds in hopes that someone/or something has been posted or added on their page. Often stems from feelings of utter boredom or extreme loneliness.

Ashley: Sam has actually been staring at the same facebook page for like three hours now

Anna: Only 3 people have confirmed her party so she keeps refreshbooking to see if more accept. They wont.

by Samponanna April 16, 2009

regretfast

When you pack a lunch but eat it well before noon, due to boredom or anxiety, screwing up your eating schedule for the rest of the day.

Can you lend me some cash for the vending machine? I brought a sandwich to work but ate it for regretfast at 10am.

by very_clever_pseudonym October 1, 2021

instantly regrets it

it’s basically in most of dharr mans titles, for short it’s like karma

some random thief: hahahaha I’ll steal your money
random man: noooo please you’ll instantly regret it
thief: *instantly regrets it*

by imFal June 9, 2021

refresh monkey

Someone who visits a regularly updated website and uses their browser's refresh capability frequently in an effort to view the updated content as soon as possible after it is posted. This especially applies to sites where the updated content includes a feature such as a message board where fans of the site try to get bragging rights by making the first post (aka fipo or fpotd).

You generally have to wade through several "first post" attempts from refresh monkeys before you get to the first real discussion.

by mwalimu March 20, 2008

with regret

The first two words that you see on the email that the editor of an academic journal send you after you submitted a paper to them usually half a year ago.

With regret, I must inform you that, based on the advice received, the Editors have decided that your manuscript cannot be accepted for publication in the Journal of Dipshit.

by Cuntotaler April 22, 2007