Self Qualified Referee

Someone at any sporting event who always has to call the fouls, say the ref is wrong, or something similar even though nobody really listens to them and they don't have any idea what they are talking about. They think the ref is wrong about everything even though he gets paid to do it.

Soccer Mom-Oh, come on, that was such a foul!
Annoyed Observer-SHUT UP YOU SELF QUALIFIED REFEREE!!!

by t12j19c95 May 20, 2009

England vs Germany Referee

A blind prick who has trouble seeing when a ball is in.

The England vs Germany Referee is a tosser! The bastard made us lose a fair goal!

by mclovin123 June 30, 2010

is official like a referee with a wizzle

its 4real like a referee with a whistle

boy 1: is the party on fo sho
boy:2:it official like a referee with a whistle

by Kiss May 4, 2003

Referee

Someone who uses a cane to tell if there’s a foul/penalty and typically calls things on the opposite team just to piss them off.

Bro the referee sucks this game

You mean that blind bitch that looks like a barcode?

by Jdbekbxh November 14, 2019

The Irish referee

The act of officiating a rusty trombone contest with the ultimate goal of declaring the first team to cum as the winners of said competition.

Todd: What’s the the matter Brian? You look absolutely exhausted.
Brian: Yeah dawg it was a late evening. I was up until 4:00am at the Zeta house being “The Irish Referee.”

by Fitterfablife69 September 19, 2019

Referee

A referee is simply a snitch. People often say "blow whistle" when a person snitches and referees blow whistles.

I've got to be careful, the referee is coming.

by King Savage 👑♠ February 16, 2018

Referee

In icehockey, a blind person who stands on the ice and makes decisions about the game.

"Did you see the call that referee just made?"

"Yeah, but I don't think HE did."

by Darthanton99 January 11, 2017