cranial rectalitis

a person who has their head errevocably stuck in their ass.

joe is experiencing a long term case of cranial rectalitis.

by deeja January 3, 2008

Recalcitrant

Something people say to feel smart and superior. Also not the best insult to use in a rap battle.

"How dare that recalcitrant bunch question my authority."

by GBSausage July 9, 2018

optical rectalitis

from>latin: poopusinvisionus; human affliction stemming from repeated berating, egodeflation, ex-wives, parade-precipitation, and constant mindfuck from a second party ~individual//group/groups. Common street vernacular that actually should be defined in UD is "SHITTY OUTLOOK".

I clean my contacts with Preperation-H because I have optical rectalitis.

by terryzz February 22, 2009

rectalite

anal dwelling bad friends

stupid friends that are haters and dont really like you

by Kevin Robertson December 1, 2004

video-rectalitis

a shitty outlook on life.

Don't spread your video-rectalitis around here.

by Jonrush@ETEXAS August 13, 2005

Rectility

asswad behaviour (see asswad)
all encompassing asswad behaviour
of being "rectile" (see rectile)

He has entered the Inner Sanctum of Rectility.

by Mr Lee December 22, 2006

Rectalfried

Rectal trauma resulting in a burning soreness then subject is said to be rectalfried.

Many Jimmy passed out drunk at a party the other night and in the morning he was rectalfried.

by Belial 7809 December 28, 2008