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readtard

An asshole who can't read long paragraphs of text and complain about it.
"A person who literally can't read anything due to having extremely low level of reading comprehension, motivation and attention span coupled with the ability to be an asshole. When presented with a long paragraph of text readtards just assume it's a wall of text and criticize the person who wrote the paragraph with insults in relation to the length of the paragraph. When encountering a paragraph like what described above in a debate, readtards just ignore it entirely or missing the point of the entire paragraph meaning that arguing with a readtard is always redundant. Readtards are not to be mistaken for people who simply ask for a tldr"
"Do you expect people to actually read that? Too long, didn't read."
by Angel Error February 24, 2022
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Reeltard

A modern-day zombie who has traded in their brain cells for endless hours of mind-numbing Instagram reels. Their attention span is now shorter than a TikTok video, and their thinking ability has been downgraded to "buffering."

They exist in a perpetual loop of scrolling, liking, and forgetting, all while their IQ steadily declines with every dopamine hit from the latest brainrot content. Congratulations, you’ve officially redefined "dumb" in the digital age.
"Did you see Mark at the party? He spent the entire night glued to his phone, scrolling through reels. The guy's turned into a total Reeltard—can't even hold a conversation anymore!"
by sdahewar August 11, 2024
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Reeltard

A person who makes reels or videos for social media relentlessly. Someone who captures everything for social media.
He is a reeltard and is always seen shooting with his phone camera.
by Amy Salty March 11, 2025
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Reeltarded

Someone who comments on Instagram reels with retarded remarks. Even when somebody calls them out for this, they will follow up with more retarded remarks.
These reeltarded people on here are not over the age 8, I’d bet my liver on that.
by Sogodhelpme August 24, 2025
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reeltard

Damn Rory, you've been spamming all day, you're being a reeltard.
by cursed_bananazon October 30, 2025
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you ok reatard? i am wood. stupid.

duwang translation of jojo's bizarre adventure: diamond is unbreakable. hazamada punched his stand, surface, which is made out of wood.
hazamada: *punches surface* "damn it hurts!"

surface: you OK reatard? i am wood. stupid.
by kitpysaysfuckyou January 2, 2024
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