C2C Ratio

Stands for 'Cunt to Cock Ratio' and refers to the ratio of women to men at a given event. It is rarely given as an actual number but its favourability is often discussed.

Person 1: "Hey, did you get any lovin' at Dave's party last night?"
Person 2: "Nah, his C2C ratio was shocking. Far too cock heavy."

Person 1: "What're you up to on Saturday night? Fancy coming to a housewarming party we're throwing?"
Person 2: "Depends. How's your C2C ratio looking?"
Person 1: "Very favourable. Amy's invited most of her gymnastics team along. We'll be knee deep."
Person 2: "Sold! What time's it kick off?"

by The Tearing Highmen August 28, 2009

Coward's Ratio

When a status (especially on Twitter) has significantly more likes than it does retweets/reposts/shares. Usually happens when people like or agree with a statement, but are afraid to share on their own profile for fear of being mocked or embarrassed. Usually involves taboo sexual remarks or embarrassing bodily functions.

If someone writes about how all of us have had a crush on a hot cousin at one point or another, and 9.4k people have liked it but only 37 people have retweeted it, that's the Coward's Ratio.

by Peter W-N February 26, 2019

Ratio+You Fell Off+ YB Better

Something people type on twitter

Twitter Dude: My Grandma just died
Random Guy On Twitter: Ratio+You Fell Off+ YB Better

by Adifiddid October 29, 2021

tooth to gum ratio

When more gum than tooth shows in your smile

"Ugh, what an ugly smile, horrible tooth to gum ratio."

by Just The Facts July 30, 2008

Fatlad's Food Ratio

Basically this is the ratio applied to foodstuffs, by fat people whereby whatever the packaging states as how many people the foodstuff serves is divided by a minimum of 2. Used frequently in the North of England......

Fatlady: Says 'ere this cheesecake serves 4 people.
Fatlad: Well using Fatlad's Food Ratio, as we are fat, thats 2 people in our case!

by Your Local Hero February 21, 2008

imminent poop to poot ratio

A formal ratio calculated that measures gaseous emissions at varying phases of needing to take a shit, postulating that the more imminent the turd, the higher the volume and rate of concurrent farting.

My father explained that during the process of the massive turd being passed, his lab assistant calculated the “imminent poop to poot ratio” and concluded that the ratio obtained had in fact accurately predicted both the proximity of the exiting turd to the rectum as well as estimating its unorthodox, gargantuan size, by measuring the flatus emitted.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

Rational Funk

The name of a fresh northeastern ska/funk band whose name originated in a math class after "rational fuctions" was abbreviated to "rational func", and eventually to "Rational Funk". After years spent in music class and a day of learning about "rational fuctions", the northeastern ska band Rational Funk was born. Known for their funky cover of "American the Beautiful", renamed "American the Beauti-funk", and also their other patriotic funk-covers.

Dude, have you listened to Rational Funk play in the band room? They're so funkin' awesome!

by dspike50 January 4, 2010