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bathroom reader 

A book you take with you to the bathroom, and you do 3 things to it
-read it, - wipe your ass with it,- and flush it
"Hey john, there's no tp in here." "That's ok, I have a bathroom reader in the closet."
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Egyptian Tomb Raider 

When, during seemingly straight porn, another gentleman appears from off screen and proceeds to fuck the male who is fucking the female
Dude I was watching this porn last night and they totally pulled an Egyptian tomb raider!
Egyptian Tomb Raider by ReachR April 15, 2015

Mean Tarot Reader 

Abb; MTR- Any zooted scam artist that originated from TikTok that goes live on YouTube..See msashycat; trashpuss
Dude, that chick was blasted off the aytch last night & nodded off for a solid 7 minutes!! Lips turned blue, eyes went chameleon style! When she came to she mumbled somethin then said "Daddy Rice that's the ticket"..? Wtf lmao that was some classic mean tarot reader type stuff bahahaha!!

Raiders of the Lost Ark 

One of Harrison Ford's finest motion pictures
Harrison Ford plays Indiana Jones in raiders of the lost ark.
Raiders of the Lost Ark by n8boi02 February 6, 2005

Houdini Nordic Raider 

The most vicious Houdini to date, this move requires the help of at least 10 Viking Warriors and a longboat.

Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a viking longboat should smash through the wall and at least 10 Nordic Raiders should disembark and begin an orgy of death and destruction as they rape, pillage and plunder the unfortunate victims room.

Then Cum in her face.
-Hi Steve hows your mum?

-Not good, mate, some bastard houdini nordic raider'ed her last night!

-Shit thats not so good! (hides horned helmet behind back)

-Yeah its not too bad, she said she's had worse!

Tusken Raider

1.)A Racial Slur for a Hostile Middle Eastern Terrorist with outdated weapons and tactics. They often live in the dessert and ride camels not (Banthas)

2.)Fearsome desert savages inhabiting the rocky Jundland Wastes, Tusken Raiders are the foremost reason Tatooine colonists do not wander far from their isolated communities. Extremely territorial and xenophobic, Tusken Raiders will attack with very little provocation. They show no allegiance to even their native world-mates, as these nomads have attacked Jawa scouting parties on occasion. They have even gathered numbers large enough to attack the outskirts of smaller towns like Anchorhead.

Obi-wan quote "The Sand People (Tuskens) are easily frightened but will return in greater numbers...."

Obi-wan Quote 2 " These blast marks are far to accurate for Tusken Raider's ....these were made by Imperial Storm Troopers..."
Tusken Raider by Ivanstan July 9, 2006