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You are officially beyond the final stage of boredom. You would rather be dead than doing what you are doing right now. You would rather be watching Miley Cyrus at the VMA's. You would rather be listening to Justin Beiber's Baby mixed with Rebecca Black's Friday on repeat. You would rather speak the language of Nicki Minaj. You have most likely been stuck in a testing chamber for months and that's why you took the time to type this, once you have looked this up you are officially insane
Guy 1: Look at poor Jim, ever since his Goldfish died he's never been the same

Jim: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Guy 2: Damn
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When a Human being has nothing better to type, they will slide their fingers along the keyboard; back and forth; into a search engine to see what comes up. They will then close the window and go play some random game.
Person: Man, I'm so bored. {Types qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq}
Person: {Looks at images} Hmph. {Closes window} {Plays Impossible Quiz}

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The ULTIMATE stage of boredom. You grew tired of just typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq, so you just decided to add them all together. You sad, sad child.
Guy 1: I decided to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq into urban dictionary!

Guy 2: -Calls asylum-

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you are beyond bored qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is when you are so bored in history class and you would rather die you are so bored.
I so bored right no so I will say I would rather die or qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

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What people do when they are supposed to be typing an important essay for a big part of their grade.
Because Johnny was typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm instead of his essay, he is going to be screwed.

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When you no longer see the purpose of life, and type random letters into the search bar, and decide to do a few orders of letters. More bored than any of the other gibberish words, even more than qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq.
Person 1: What is the purpose of life?
Person 2: Good question.
Person 1: qwertyuiopasdfghjklxcvbnmpoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxzqpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbvqpalzmwoskxneidjcbrufhvtyg
Person 2: Uh, what?
Person 1: Don't you know what that means?
Person 2: What does it mean?
Person 1: I've lost my sanity.
Person 2 has left the chat

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So, you've probably seen plenty of these because you want some entertainment and the reactions of these people. You missed another stage. It continues after qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. At this point, you forgot what grammar is in the first place, and want to keep going anyway.
Guy 1 : Hey! What's up?
Guy 2: The sky.

Guy 1: That's not what I mean, I'm saying what's going on?
Guy 1: You do seem quite bored...
Guy 2: I've typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq into a search engine.
Guy 1: . . .
Guy 1: *calls asylum*
Guy 2: WAIT NO-
Guy 3: What's going on?
Both Guy 1 & Guy 2: Shut up, nobody likes you.

The end, Guy 3 raged and blew up earth.