Eat the quooging

The act of sucking the fecal matter out of another's anus, then consuming it.

Diana is such a nasty slut! I heard she ate the quooging last night!

by Harrium and Plester's new Scabble "Dick"shonairee March 12, 2005

quoof

When a man farts (blows air) out of his penis. Like a quief, only its when a guy does it. There is no scientific proof that this can happen.. but it is fun to say.

"Dude, whats that smell?"
"Ew, did you fart?"

"Nah i just quoofed."

by AmandaMaddy May 10, 2008

Quooq

The act of shitting so hard that you queef.

I heard my girlfriend quooq while she was in the bathroom. Then I threw up.

by QuooqMasterP October 18, 2012

Quouple

Quouple (kw-uppel) A polyamorous (or romantic / sexual) relationship with four main partners.

Coined by Daniel Hunsicker, January 2020.

Dan and Melissa are a couple. Amanda, Michelle, and Ron are a thruple. Sage, Matt, James, and Jeanette are a quouple, and have pledged to remain true to their group, even though they can't all get legally married to each other.

by DannyHun February 1, 2020

Quopping

Verb: shopping excessively due to quarantine madness.

Also can be used as quopp.

ie: I'm feeling restless and just wanna quopp for a while!

I was quopping all night online and I'm feeling a little guilty, but more excited for the mail to come!

by MellowToons July 8, 2020

Quope

While casually sitting on alduin the dragon from skyrim, stick a lightbulb in her ass while wacking off to gay mexican porn. Than ejaculate in her ear.

Ivan: What did u do last night pat?
Pat: Well i was in skyrim.
Ivan: Why were you there?
Pat: I was doing some quope!
Ivan: Oh shit thats head.

by Peruvian64 January 11, 2012

quoong

The onomotopeia of a pigeon flying into a church bell.
Or the action resulting in that characteristic sound.

Did you see that bird quoong into that bell?

by Vic Ixen September 2, 2006