Quelf

A quelf is a penile expulsion of gas; the male counterpart of the quelf, occurring in rare circumstances such as following development of a fistula.

Dr. Bob's first hint that Dick might have a problem was his complaints of quelfing.

by Tomatobiy November 26, 2011

queeff

Queef but with 2 F's

What's a Queeff? It's just like a Queef but it just has 2 F's

by bahahahahhahh February 5, 2021

QUELF

When you touch your own "private parts" then without cleaning, explaining or warning, touch someone else, preferably on their face.

I was so mad at my sister, Julie, I have been quelfing her for weeks!

Dang, my boss pissed me off so I quelfed him right before he ate his lunch. Sucka!

by Boo James November 11, 2009

Queffy

A skinny fooler named jack Healy that won't call a fella for a bag of weed and can't roll for shit

This queffy chaps fukin gay

by Queffy November 28, 2019

queaffer

A pussy farter, something retarded mother fuckers do all the time

-Hey you little queaffer im gonna kick your ass
-Johnny you queaffer that smeeled like shit and pussy

by ?23 May 13, 2005

queffer

a large gay castrated heffer

damn justin is such a queffer

by the dirty canadian October 22, 2007

Quelfing

When you touch your own "private parts" then without cleaning, explaining or warning, touch someone else, preferably on their face.

Quelfing - When you touch your own "private parts" then without cleaning, explaining or warning, touch someone else, preferably on their face.

by ricky0144 November 16, 2010