quarenteed

An amalgamation of the words quality & guarantee

Surface is quarenteed for 5 years under normal use

by nymphii January 4, 2009

quamelcakes

any sexual discharge that turns into cake.

"dude check out this quamelcakes this bitch left on my sheets last night!"

by dave and cole February 20, 2009

quamek

A tall athletic boy who can break your heart but can also fix a broken heart. He don’t play games with people and won’t let people walk all over him. He can be a player but deep down he wants something serious with someone. Usually into white girls but as long as they have a good personality he really don’t care. He is smart In school but acts like she doesn’t care, cares more about sports than anything. He acts innocent but truly he is a freak, you just have to get it out of him. He won’t really tell you his feelings or even show emotion, he acts hard but he is sensitive but only his family or the girl he loves can bring that out.

I found a quamek, I think I will keep him...

by Kristenxoxo June 4, 2019

Quarentitties

Tits but during quarantine

She got bored by staying home all day and started a YouTube channel just to show of her quarentitties

by doo-dooButt May 3, 2020

David Quakenbushed

To lose all your hopes and dreams to marrige and children.

It was too bad what happened to Tony. He got totally David Quakenbushed.

Jimmy has some really nice children. Its just too bad he had to get David Quakenbushed to get them.

Me and my friend were going to move to Portland, but somebody David Quakenbushed him.

by Li Fung Chang October 21, 2010

Lauren Quamina

Lauren q is the baddest bitch any one will ever meet.she is the sweetest funniest most loving girl in the world🥰.If you have her in your life you are extremely luckyyyy .She is the most beautiful person inside and out.She is such a sexy licious snack .From your besties Isabella I fucking love you❤️🥺🥺

Woah did you see Lauren Quamina today she was looking so pretyy

by The it bitchhh November 22, 2019

Quoment

That perfect moment for a quote.

You walk into the bar with your friend... who happens to be a midget... you see this person you've been crushing on for a while, so you walk up and say 'Hi'. The greeting ends on an unfinished note, something feels unsaid... you're ignoring the midget in the room... you drop a quote from your favorite movie 'SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!! BOOM! Quoment!

by Rhymenoceros March 26, 2012